Culen Jensen

fixer of things that make noise. every tweet is an endorsement. ig: culen

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@cyanidetooth @rad4lyfe_ Lookout! hasn’t existed for almost 15 years and Ted’s albums on the label have never been re-pressed.

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@adsart284 @RickDaSquirrel_

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@thiassou_ I had a crush on her in my teens thanks to the cover of this album

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@misternormalone @kcmillerphl They can catch these arms

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@POOHEADZ189 @Nick_Cerveza Yes, Chewbacca, the actor.

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@SimoneKanter Wompwomp

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@jackisaidit27 @mikerecine Blow it out your ass ya goomba

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@thecalibae Looks like the ride banged against it. So long Summer 2026 opening.

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@theemariocotto @luke_winkie Derivative of an empty work 👆

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@_nickm17 You know what? Fair dinkum

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@AdolphRizzler @OXHarryH1 @griffinpdavis I will absolutely go to the park for 2-3 hrs before or after a movie. I haven’t eaten at CityWalk for a bit though but that’s for economic reasons. The walk has been dying for a while now tbh. All of the recent vacancies have just been filled by Universal stores.

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@AdolphRizzler @OXHarryH1 @griffinpdavis Once you’ve wasted time in a security queue to then waste time lining up at the park entrance to get your ticket or annual pass scanned it is that much more alluring to buy an express pass so you’re not wasting more time in lines for rides. It’s all by design. 🙂‍↕️

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@OXHarryH1 @AdolphRizzler @griffinpdavis Last major incident was 2015 when that guy that offed himself inside the park. Aside from that the worst I’ve heard is little edgars fighting one another during HHN and your classic cases of tram hoppers.

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@AdolphRizzler @OXHarryH1 @griffinpdavis Crime knows no borders but choosing to hike up that hill or pay $40 parking sure does a lot to deter it. 😝

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@AdolphRizzler @OXHarryH1 @griffinpdavis I understand what Universal is trying to do and I get why they’re doing it, but I also agree that crime in LA is WAYYY down compared to the 90’s and this is a bit much.

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@OXHarryH1 @AdolphRizzler @griffinpdavis Exactly. Queue in a separate line, show your ticket exactly as you would to a gate agent to get the $5 parking discount, get your person and belongings checked, and off you go.

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@AdolphRizzler @OXHarryH1 @griffinpdavis I would be shocked if Universal doesn’t work with AMC to create a priority lane for movie-goers.

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@OXHarryH1 @AdolphRizzler @griffinpdavis Universal plans to build a hotel using part of the woody woodpecker lot and this is the first step to close the loop in order to make a hotel room -> park transition seamless for guests.

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@fraustoML @Airbnb Stop using Airbnb dummy

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