Cullen Teska

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@roenaboat New plant overlords?! I seem to remember you having to submit yourself to cleansing rituals before the unwelcomed plants within your place of living.

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I just saw a semi with an open back IRL and wondered if it had a chest in it... It in fact did not. #toomuchfortnite

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@evablack_ @rblck

🥦🥦🥦

https://t.co/gB8qQuVqgl

Also, one of my favorite tiny desk concerts.

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@LandonSheely @roenaboat you switched "her" to "their" to be a troll.

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@TravisFischer This is a from a self reported survey, so maybe everyone else needs to talk about honesty. #midwestnice

Also, that might be everyone sober enough to fill out the survey!

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When completing your final research paper of a masters degree program and you meet the approximate length requirement but did not realize your font was set at size 9, one must ask themselves: How did you make it this far? #overthewordcountlimitby35% #graduatenowplease

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When you see that SCAR in the storm: https://t.co/F5Zc153siM

#Fortnite

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Religious groups tax free status avoids roughly $80 billion (that's $80,000,000,000) a year.

UN estimates to end world hunger each year is roughly $30 billion.

#moremoneynofood #toomuchmoney #toomuchpower #DonaldTrump #seperationofchurchandstate #nationalism #churchofamerica

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"Just as the housewife who has scrubbed the room is careful to see that the door is shut lest the dog should come in and ruin the finished job with its footprints, so European thinkers are on their guard lest animals should intrude into ethics." -Albert Schweitzer

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also this https://t.co/SpPkWrF2wx

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This is why Al Gore created the internet: https://t.co/Nb0Ixvp11T

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@roenaboat

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@roenaboat He's the giver of major 🔑🔑🔑

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"When you equip the state with the authority of ultimate truth that religion claims, you have power that is not easily stopped and no one can put a check on it. "it's God who is doing it"' @TheLiturgists

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@roenaboat @LandonSheely

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TFW your teammate in @FortniteGame 50v50 lets you expire for your loot. #Fortnite

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@MelissaMFischer lol oh true lol my bad. 🙃

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Can someone please answer this question for me: in Eric Carl's "Brown bear, brown bear, what do you see?" what color is the goldfish?! Purple cat, white dog, black sheep and... Goldfish.

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@roenaboat We like it so much we bring it inside!

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@roenaboat