Cullen

Make art, not friends.

[Cullen @cullydunning]

I write small and with great flourish so the people around me, potentially reading over my shoulder, can’t read what I’m writing about them.

[Cullen @cullydunning]

I was enjoying the chili I made so much, I burnt my chips.

[Cullen @cullydunning]

Cool part about taking a shuttle to the airport is staring down other drivers like a little kid. Mouth open, slight lip pout, stare down.

[Cullen @cullydunning]

Never mind.

[Cullen @cullydunning]

Roadside sobriety tests should be the accused having to sing their go to karaoke song word for word, no missed lyrics, no slurs. Way more telling than saying the damn ABCs backwards.

[Cullen @cullydunning]

Gonna write a song called Chartreuse, cause damn it’s delicious and by golly it always gets me in trouble. There’s a metaphor somewhere here.

[Cullen @cullydunning]

It’s my fault, but I wish there was one bar or restaurant in this county where I wouldn’t know someone.

[Cullen @cullydunning]

I’m a fantastic writer. Wish I didn’t only do it at 4am.

[Detroit Lions @Lions]

Pump it up!

@aidanhutch97
@UMichFootball

[Michigan Football @UMichFootball]

🌹

[Alejandro Zúñiga @ByAZuniga]

Cornelius Johnson repping the legend of the Edmund Fitzgerald with his Big Ten Championship apparel

[Detroit Tigers @tigers]

ATTN: @baseballhall 🗣️

One of our best Skippers belongs in Cooperstown.

[Cullen @cullydunning]

Listening to my top played songs of 2023 like, wow, these are all of my favorite songs!

[Zak Zinter @zak_zinter]

Family, Forever Go Blue!

[Cullen @cullydunning]

Lymph nodes don’t exist until they’re swollen and hurting. Damn it.

[𝓜𝓪𝓽𝓽 ✈️ @mldiffley]

HOT TAKE:

Doc Hudson is the GREATEST racer of all time. Let’s look at the facts.

[Cullen @cullydunning]

I miss working with cheese. Meaning, I miss free cheese.

[Cullen @cullydunning]

Boys and I ending the birthday night with chalices of beer and tiny desk concerts.

[Cullen @cullydunning]

I will love these two idiots more than I will ever love you. Suck it.

[michaela okland @MichaelaOkla]

Real music always wins

[Ray Wylie Hubbard @raywylie]

this is better than any award ever..i am truly honored.