- how are little billy’s swimming lessons going?
- well we’re 10 lessons and £250 down, and yet i produce turds regularly that manage to be more buoyant than him…
Dear #WhiskySanta, please may you put @Ncnean Whisky Gift Tube from @MasterofMalt under my tree? I've been really good this year! https://t.co/uIKJC2Ekgb
I just wanted to share a very special moment from @GMB this morning. @VancityReynolds did something truly wonderful for @seb4Chuf who has just undergone open heart surgery for the second time aged 13. I know how much Seb adores the message and #Deadpool - swearing or not!!
This is a lie.
81.5% voted for this action.
There is no “15% pay rise” on offer.
There is no “£7,000 more a year”.
Junior criminal barristers will remain on less than minimum wage.
Read the truth here: https://t.co/5i9zRIyVrW
i can assure you all it was not a christmas party, it was an important governmental meeting that naturally evolved into vodka jelly shots and naked twister…
Quite a few people have mentioned to me the striking similarity between the new BBC Sounds logo and a W1A sketch about a new BBC logo from … 2014!
https://t.co/FMLWcKs9Lv