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My life is a burner account.

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Hello fellow human. I too am human. Here is a relatable tweet to prove it.

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I had a productive conversation with an anti-vaccer yesterday. It was like walking a minefield, but I think I made a difference ❤

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Happy two year anniversary to the cook I used to work with. He doesn't respond, but I know he misses me.

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It's like a tech tech deck for your feet.

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I celebrated closing two insane deals in one day by staying in with my GF and making a video game house together. No commentary on it. I just liked it.

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My war cry is more of a war sob.

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Life hack: drink coffee to be depressed 𝓯𝓪𝓼𝓽𝓮𝓻

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@Str8EdgeMarine I feel you brother. I'm a realtor, selling all my friends houses, yet I can't buy one. We'll get our day in the sun eventually. Keep trucking on.

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I love airports. They exist outside of time and space. Nowhere else can you drink at 11am and nap in public. Money isn't real, as shown by the $8 water bottle and free drinks mid-flight. Other people are NPCs even though you're stuck in a flying tube with legs touching for hours.

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My party trick is packing for a vacation in 15 min.

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I don't actually remember getting my old pillows. I think they spawned in with me. We grew up together. I hope they're happy. Wherever they are. ❤

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My gf trashed my old pillows right as they were to the perfect level of flatness. 15 years. Wasted.

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Hey Alexa, what the fuck?

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Who needs therapy when you can sit in the silence of your car for 20 min?
I do. Me.

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Never trust a man with a chinstrap beard.

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"I love being hydrated" I say on my way to the bathroom for the 5th time this morning.

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My gf is younger than me but she likes raisenettes so it evens out.

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It's almost 3 and I've decided I'm getting another tattoo. Fuck I'm excited.

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God damn it.

[Papazilla667! @Scottzilla667]

Termites be like, 10/10, Wood eat again!

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@Str8EdgeMarine Well happy late birthday. I may not know you but I enjoy your posts here, when I log in bi-weekly.