Benedict Cumberbark

I'm a dog. It's brilliant being a dog. You're brilliant too. Everything is BRILLIANT!

[Benedict Cumberbark @Cumberbark]

Woof?!

[Benedict Cumberbark @Cumberbark]

Woof.

[Faye Louise @FayeLouiseCoop]

New blog! Is the internet a man's world dominated by females? https://t.co/OdYrt0Gr9N https://t.co/fFPYxpAv5E

[Benedict Cumberbark @Cumberbark]

Should I tell Sandy that she's emailed this to a very small dog?

[Benedict Cumberbark @Cumberbark]

Happy Christmas everyone!

[Benedict Cumberbark @Cumberbark]

@WigCannon @Glinner HI.

[Benedict Cumberbark @Cumberbark]

I can't decide whether to sleep or play.

[Benedict Cumberbark @Cumberbark]

Anxiously awaiting a response from my dog icon, via @OctoberJones.

[Benedict Cumberbark @Cumberbark]

I LOVE @TheCatBernard! IMMA LICK HIM ALL OVER! BRILLIANT!

[Benedict Cumberbark @Cumberbark]

The cat is a meanie but he's still BRILLIANT really! Rt@TheCatBernard: @Cumberbark fuck off dog.

[Benedict Cumberbark @Cumberbark]

@TheCatBernard AM NOT! I love you.

[Benedict Cumberbark @Cumberbark]

You know what makes everything better? I DO! ME! I MAKE EVERYTHING BETTER! HOORAY!

[Benedict Cumberbark @Cumberbark]

ARGGHHHHH! EVERYTHING! IT'S ALL BRILLIANT!

[Benedict Cumberbark @Cumberbark]

I'm very excited.

[Benedict Cumberbark @Cumberbark]

WALKS ARE BRILLIANT.

[Benedict Cumberbark @Cumberbark]

@MadjohnruislipG DICKHEAD.

[Benedict Cumberbark @Cumberbark]

@mtdukes I am Benedict Cumberbark.

[Benedict Cumberbark @Cumberbark]

@mtdukes OH HELLO!

[Benedict Cumberbark @Cumberbark]

Oh wow! Hello! This is really exciting! Wow!