Dr. Burger

Blumpkin enthusiast, Pat Spencer believer

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Fuck this team is so bad man

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Watching Sonny Gray pitch makes me happy

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Also Robbie Ray grunting every single pitch to throw 94 is hilarious

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These Giants jerseys are butt fuck ugly

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Every single time Wyndham Clark has hit it into the shit he’s gotten a perfect lie, dude is getting so lucky it’s ridiculous

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WHY DID FOX TAKE THAT LAYUP AND NOT DRIBBLE IT OUT THAT WAS SO STUPID

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I still think it’s unreal that Andre Iguodala won FMVP with 16/6/4 averages when Steph averaged 25/6/5 that series

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He also averaged 11, 10, and 5 in the 2017 finals

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Draymond averaged 16.5, 10, and 6 in the 2016 finals…

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It’s pretty ridiculous that Chat made an All NBA team but I guess that’s the state of the NBA this year. With that, an All NBA guy just averaged 10 and 7 in a conference finals. That seems pretty disappointing. A “Top 15” player putting up those numbers in that big of a series…

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Charles McAdoo 162 game pace:

.250 AVG
1.250 OPS
162 HR
324 RBI

This might be the GOAT

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Idk about the other 2 albums but Iceman is lowkey ASS

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The Magic scored 1 point from 3:55 to go in the 3rd to 4:55 to go in the 4th. 11 minutes of basketball with 1 point scored. Wow.

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Justin Rose with one of the greatest golf shots I’ve ever seen

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Gary Sanchez is an atrocious fielder at first base hahahaha

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That so clearly should be VCUs ball wtf are we doing

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Why would you not bring in Mason Miller to try and hold them and give yourself a better chance to walk it off in the bottom half of the 9th

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Judge making up for that strikeout with 2 defensive gems

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The guys at TSA are about to see this big ol poop I got brewing on the body scanner

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This might be the worst playoff game of all time