Michael Cummings

What did you learn today?

[Michael Cummings @CummingsMJ]

@MELANIATRUMP Your party doesn’t care about the human form when it comes to pregnant women, however.

[Michael Cummings @CummingsMJ]

@ABC how about you always have the timer on the screen.

[Michael Cummings @CummingsMJ]

@JillianMichaels are you really this simple?

[Michael Cummings @CummingsMJ]

@BestBuySupport

I bought a washer dryer and it is great!! I want a dishwasher now and want the same associate to help me. Can you help me?

[Michael Cummings @CummingsMJ]

@RonFilipkowski I would love to hear her definition of socialism.

[Michael Cummings @CummingsMJ]

@WestSideMovie Sweet and romantic but did you forget the singing and the dancing in the trailer? (other than a few notes here and there)

[Michael Cummings @CummingsMJ]

@CBSEveningNews Do you really need to waste air time on a killer crocodile video (which was covered by the tabloid media last night?) Pathetic broadcast, continuously lowering the bar for news.

[Michael Cummings @CummingsMJ]

@TheSportsDrop1 You’re trash

[Michael Cummings @CummingsMJ]

@laurenboebert What planet are you living on? Donald Trump spent most of his time either in his bathrobe watching television or sitting in the makeup chair getting ready to talk crap at his self-serving rallies.

[Michael Cummings @CummingsMJ]

@TrueGia Oh get over it. You’re an adult now. If you really want to make a point, condemn your mother’s actions. Meanwhile: who would you prefer Jackie make the analogy about? Your mom has no husband so that wasn’t an option. Jackie proved her point well.

[Michael Cummings @CummingsMJ]

@whamitscam The original pilot was called "White Like Me," but it was renamed to "Where's Vanessa? The True Story of a Girl Who Left Her Husband for a Whole Lot of Tomato Sauce"

[Michael Cummings @CummingsMJ]

@paulcshipley @FLOTUS what do you expect from a former topless model hailing from a failed Eastern Bloc country?

[Michael Cummings @CummingsMJ]

@TeddiMellencamp Denise says things in the moment for a laugh & as a way to cope with stress & she doesn't mean it literally, like when she & Aaron were leaving party for "steak & strippers," obvious they were not. I don't think she finds you interesting enough to say bad things about you.

[Michael Cummings @CummingsMJ]

@TiffanyATrump #DollarStoreIvanka

[Michael Cummings @CummingsMJ]

@FreshDirect I'm still waiting for you to get eggs right. Even a 10 year old kid knows you don't bounce a carton of eggs around in a bag jostling against other items and expect them all not to break.

[Michael Cummings @CummingsMJ]

@IvankaTrump It’s a shame the movie theaters are closed...otherwise he could’ve gone to the movies like he did when your other uncle was dying.

[Michael Cummings @CummingsMJ]

@RexChapman Very nice, agile camera skills.

[Michael Cummings @CummingsMJ]

Check out my latest article: Many Dads Surprised by All the Feels Upon Re-Entry to Office from Remote https://t.co/dLLRXXzU9f via @LinkedIn

[Michael Cummings @CummingsMJ]

@davekarger @tcm It was very nice to see Gilda...but I wish TCM could have broadcast it in academy ratio instead of 16:9...Rita looked a bit stretched, horizontally. @tcm

[Michael Cummings @CummingsMJ]

@realDonaldTrump Desperate much?