gooner zoomer cooming on the afrikaaner

Silkbedizen pizzlelicker. Roaming the world. Shaking my hideous gorge with jissom.

[gooner zoomer cooming on the afrikaaner @CunnilingusSons]

A wise old native american chief once met a libtard in the forest. The

[gooner zoomer cooming on the afrikaaner @CunnilingusSons]

@indiefilmgirl He doesn't know he's bald...

[gooner zoomer cooming on the afrikaaner @CunnilingusSons]

Its literally never been more over

[Hamza🗽🌐🏙️💹 @schitcoin]

Brazil are good enough to win the cup btw. The problem with them is always that they are way too emotional. At least 3 players will be bawling their eyes out during the national anthem before a group game against fucking Haiti.

[President-Elect Toguro @PresidentToguro]

Sorry to break it to you kid, it's because of you. The moment you step away, everyone will put their phones down and immediately start having a subway party. You have rancid vibes and everyone senses it

[largest rodent @capybaroness]

the older i get the more i start to think the minions are genuinely funny

[Jalen “Banned” Coker @JcokeBurner]

Dude beside me at the restaurant just told his wife that he cheated on her and she is crying loudly, over at my table it’s miller time though. #millertime

[ًً @stoyatel]

just saw an absolute fucking chad on my timeline

[David Rattigan @davidmrattigan]

buying this and then dying immediately and forcing my descendants to finish building it over the next 100 years

[Slazac 🇪🇺🇺🇦🇹🇼🌐 @TrueSlazac]

Once in a while, The Economist drops a gem that completely redeems its price

[any other leader would be 20 points ahead @anyotherleader1]

This country was taking the piss out of the UK last week for not being able to cope with a record breaking heatwave and they can't even play football in a bit of rain

[Searfaiċ @rinagaelriochta]

"Forest" cover in Ireland but then you look closer and it's just sitka mono-culture.

(I am racist against sitka spruce.)

[gooner zoomer cooming on the afrikaaner @CunnilingusSons]

Moby Dick is about the power of a Chinese White Boy

[Lana the Bug 🪲💕 @lanabeesfw]

They’ve found that sperm whales have such complex language that its structurally comparable to Chinese. They use what are essentially vowels. They have different cultural identity markers for each clan of whales. Thats actually insane.

[dane 🚩 @buckadeath]

Goy walk

I don't even understand how the fuck my goy talk

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@peaceprosperity Why does everyone keep saying this? I smoked crack. I would never have wasted cocaine by putting it up my nose.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Kenn321705 I’ve never stolen an erection in my life.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@JaulaDePerreo How about “Let���s take another crack with a Biden.” Needs work but the possibilities are endless.

[TheTinMen @TheTinMenBlog]

This is where I sleep, but I’ve had long conversations with my gf about how (if there was an intruder) strategically it makes more sense for the layout flip.

My rationale, is if someone was to come in, and start pummelling the person nearest the door, surely it makes sense for the person who offers the greatest chance of physically defending the household (the man), to be spared from that opening critical hit?

If I am closest to the door, and I am pummelled by an intruder whilst asleep, that just leaves my gf in a 1 vs 1.

However, if she sleeps near the door, and she is pummelled, then I am unhurt and therefore have a much better chance in the 1 vs 1, where I can also seek medical care for my (pummelled) gf afterward.

I know it doesn’t sound very heroic, but using the woman as an unconscious pummel shield objectively gives the best chances IMO.

Anyway, she didn’t buy it, and I still sleep closest to the door regardless.

[selma😜 @selmacashmoney]

theatre etiquette is horrendous now. i asked the person next to me if i could have a sip of their coke as i was thirsty. they looked at me weirdly, and then yelled at me for scrolling through tiktok during the boring parts of the movie ?