Andy

Family. Cats. Football. Comedy. Music. “As cunning as a fox who’s just been appointed Professor of Cunning at Oxford University”

[Aamir @AamirAR_]

Shoutout the staff on @easyJet flight 8746 into Gatwick last night. I asked if there was any way I could find out the City result during the flight and they came through. CHAMPIONS 🏆❤️

[Andy @cunningplans]

Good luck in the darts tonight @bushontheradio

[Joss Corton @CortonJoss]

#SWFC

[Andy @cunningplans]

Not enjoying the champions league final @bushontheradio?

[Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC]

A point without even trying to play 🤷‍♂️

[JB™️ @gunnerpunner]

Thomas Partey protecting this defence

[Adam @AdamJoseph]

☝️✋

[Dr. Rajpal Brar, DPT @3cbPerformance]

This guy so badly wants to be the main character. I have zero hope for PGMOL improving bc their incentive is actually the opposite - create controversy, get attention, profit off it

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @0de11_]

Why argue with a Tottenham fan when you can just wait

[FC Bayern @FCBayernEN]

Harry Kane was presented with the Torjägerkanone award for his outstanding 2023/24 debut season with FC Bayern ❤️

Well deserved @HKane 👏🏆

[Wu Tang is for the Children @WUTangKids]

If you liked the 7 second clip everyone is posting of Liam Gallagher visiting kids in a classroom you’ll love the full video 🤣….the kids are alright!

[Humza Yousaf @HumzaYousaf]

A reminder that, as a Government Minister, Robert Jenrick ordered the Home Office to paint over cartoon murals at a centre for unaccompanied children seeking asylum.

The dehumanisation of migrants doesn't happen in a vacuum.

Own it, and apologise for the part you have played.

[AK @Kearnsy1906]

Remember the kids in primary school who was still reading biff and kipper in year 6. Well this is them. Brain dead fucks who get their news off Facebook, the type who share missing dog posts when the dogs in fucking Texas.

[Turkish Archives @TurkishArc]

In Olympic shooting, they use equipment like:

> A lens to avoid blur
> A lens for better precision
> ear protectors for noise

Then a Turkish guy (Dikeç) came and won a silver medal with just a pair of GLASSES.

[Andy @cunningplans]

@NOTYOUBENTLEY It’s definitely a temptation…..

[HLTCO @HLTCO]

The 3rd minute of a pre-season friendly.

Magnificent.

[long since dead @1899INE]

England - Somewhere Only We Know

[Jay @JayVtid]

I've never seen people eat humble pie as quick as this 😭