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[hải liên 🌊🪷 kuvirakgae @moliathh]

nursing to white women is what being a cop is to white men

[playful peter @w0rldmap]

Finished wordle, crossword, connections, spelling bee, strands and sudoku. Time to go to the liquor store

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

Root beer tastes like the way Abraham Lincoln looks and I can't explain that

[antifa honeypot @mformorphine]

his n hers matching tattoo concept

[chase @_chase_____]

if i saw shrek in real life i would probably scream :( and he would be like ur no different than the others

[ape attack survivor @pissvortex]

Excuse me heroin addicted teenage Walmart employee can you unlock the cabinet full of things to put up my ass please

[Havoc⚔️ @endBasee]

Donald Trump: “where is my urine sample”
Nicki Minaj:

[lux @paperssil]

lana del rey album titles

[RAW EGG NATIONALIST @Babygravy9]

“Just take public transport, bro.”

[ً sofia ꕤ HALO DAY @lacyspov]

we all know who really deserved that role…….

[percy @ieatu4lunch]

when i die boomerang them lowering me into the ground plz

[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima2]

No fr LMFAOOOOOOOO

[bigsock @biggersocks]

the evil clock when i turn my phone sideways

[Aoife 🐝 Bee 🏳️‍⚧️ @Aoife_Bee_]

fuck it. i'm giving myself super autism