J. G.

Logistics expert, ♓️, super uncle.

[Ted Lieu @tedlieu]

Dear @WhiteHouse: trump’s name will never be on the Kennedy Center or the Reflecting Pool.

The trump arch will not be built.

And in two years, Congress and the next Administration will erase trump’s name and stench from everything he has touched.

Ozymandias

[Adam Parkhomenko @AdamParkhomenko]

Donald Trump just announced Stephen Miller as his new White House chief of staff. Let that sink in. Days after Republicans suffered massive election losses, Trump’s response is to put the architect of his mass deportation agenda in charge of the entire White House operation. The lesson Trump took from Election Day was that Stephen Miller needed MORE power. Absolutely fucking insane.

[Don Winslow @donwinslow]

EVERY SINGLE REPUBLICAN IN THE PHOTO LOST TUESDAY.

EVERY.
SINGLE.
ONE.

GOD BLESS TEXAS. THANK YOU TEXAS.
TEXAS IS BLUE.

[Lakota Man @LakotaMan1]

Finally got rid of this foul mouthed, cock-eyed old MAGA hag too. Great job North Carolina.

[Don Winslow @donwinslow]

Dear @laurenboebert

Good luck on Only Fans.

[Ted Lieu @tedlieu]

Dear @StephenM: Did you get the message?

#BlueWave

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Fuck off bitch.

[Don Winslow @donwinslow]

That fucking CULT is losing all over America.

FUCK TRUMP
FUCK MAGA
FUCK ALL THE ENABLERS.

[Occupy Democrats @OccupyDemocrats]

BREAKING: "THE BAD GUYS LOST" Senator-elect Abdul El-Sayed brings down the roof with a victory speech for the ages — and calls out JD Vance with a hilarious jab.

A beautiful day is dawning in America...

"We showed that in a battle between the money and the many that the many really can win," said El-Sayed. "And so to all the kids who watched this last month, to all the parents who struggled to explain why the President openly mocked someone for their name or how they pray, let them know tomorrow that the bad guys lost!"

It's hard to even describe how satisfying this victory is. Mike Rogers ran the most disgustingly racist, Islamophobic campaign in recent memory. He and Trump relentlessly attacked El-Sayed for his name, the color of his skin, and his religion. None of it worked. The people of Michigan rose up, rejected bigotry, and voted for the man who wants to get money out of politics, money in their pockets, and Medicare for All.

"We won, so Mike, enjoy your retirement. I know you got a house in Florida and two yachts. See, you chose hate and Michigan chose hope," said El-Sayed. "May we never have to see the likes of you in this state again."

But perhaps the funniest part of El-Sayed's speech was when he brought up Vance, with whom he has been feuding back and forth with for months.

"JD, habibi, there is this delicious irony in the fact that you're constitutionally obligated to swear me in in January, so you know what that means," said El-Sayed. "Wolverine 1, Buckeye 0."

"Donald, look, I know you struggled with my name, so after JD swears me in in January, you can just go on and call me Senator," he added.

Senator-elect El-Sayed, you are the very best this country has to offer. Congrats on running an incredible campaign and defeating these fascist monsters!

Please ❤️ and share if you think Abdul El-Sayed has a long, bright future in American politics!

[Not Your Average Liberal @NotAvgLiberal]

It’s Official.

This asshole is out of a job.

Fuck You @SpeakerJohnson

[Don Winslow @donwinslow]

TODAY AMERICA SAID FUCK YOU TO DONALD TRUMP.

[J. G. @cureman20]

@PamZimm55 Love to see it! Cry harder!

[GeorgeJetsonIII @GeorgeJetsonIII]

DO IT!!!

[Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @NotHoodlum]

It’s simple to figure out at this point, he’s a Russian asset. Thank you for your attention to this treason.

[Frank Mitman @frankdpi]

Donald Trump could give Putin a blow job on Fox News and every Republican Representative would praise his technique and his diplomacy.

[Canada Hates Trump @AntiTrumpCanada]

What kind of dystopian shithole government authorizes the televised execution of a human being but blocks the broadcast of a James Talarico interview with Jimmy Kimmel?

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

He's a draft dodger.

[Morgan J. Freeman @mjfree]

This guy is an absolute moron who knows nothing about foreign policy, has done nothing but incite violence and war and suffering – and when called out on it, never takes responsibility and just blames Biden, Obama and whomever asked the legitimate question.

What a deplorable, delicate, worthless pussy. Let’s grab him by it in 24 days!

[Captain Obvious™️ @TheFungi669]

Karoline Leavitt: “ President Trump has united our country.”

Me: “Yeah, everyone hates the motherfucker.”