Curley

Can't seem to keep my wife on a leash

[Curley @curley124]

Time to find myself another good lookin' gall

[Curley @curley124]

thank gosh for George #shoutoutforgettingridofthatidiot #Lennieliterallyhasnobrains

[Curley @curley124]

#missingmywife #gunnasmashoutLennie

[Curley @curley124]

I knew I should've killed that idiot Lennie when he first showed his face here #killedmywife #furious

[Curley @curley124]

Marriage is sooo overwhelming. I should've just married the cats, at least they wouldn't be flirting with everything known on the planet

[Curley @curley124]

My honey wanted children.. is she joking???

[Curley @curley124]

Maaaan, am i starving... where's the purty wife when I need her the most?!

[Curley @curley124]

I still can't believe that Lennie idiot broke my hand, now I'm stuck telling people that I crushed my hand in a machine #omg

[Curley @curley124]

I'm only self arrogant, because my wife doesn't have a brain

[Curley @curley124]

I wish my wife would stop being such a flirt

[Curley @curley124]

love workin'

[Curley @curley124]

Nothing better then being at home #smellingthefreshpoop

[Curley @curley124]

Where's my wife? #tiredoftrynafindherwhenshesnowheretobefound #isshecheating