Lau

[The Red Lion @LionCranford]

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#theredlioncranford #greedygordons

[Lau @curlyLau]

I thought the sun not being out would be the biggest disappointment of the bank holiday weekend, turns out it was not getting free prawn crackers with my Chinese. #BankHolidayMonday #mondaythoughts #mondaynightblues #takeaway

[Lau @curlyLau]

Does anyone else tell their dog to say bye to other dogs, but then also pause, as if you are waiting for them to go and give them a bum-sniff goodbye. #dogmumlife #thisisnormalright?

[Lau @curlyLau]

Given the date, circumstances and inability to plan more than 3 days in advance. How much chocolate, is too much chocolate? #ChristmasEveEve #AskingForAFriend

[Lau @curlyLau]

As Christmas is trending, can we bring the January diets and health drive forward too. Certainly what I need after lockdown #Christmas #HealthyLiving #lockdown

[Lau @curlyLau]

Not sure I am ready to face the shops, until there is an app that tells you how long the queue is outside and the current waiting time. #isitworthit #motivation #spenttoomuchinlockdown

[Lau @curlyLau]

I could do with being more snail right now.

[Fact @Fact]

A snail can sleep for three years.

[Lau @curlyLau]

The Pritchard brothers on #RupaulDragRaceUK what a final.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

One-word questions which can be answered by repeating the word:

“Tea?”
“Tea”

“Pub?”
“Pub”

“Alright?”
“Alright”

“Sorry?”
“Sorry”

“Taxi?”
“Taxi”

“Bed?”
“Bed”

[Lau @curlyLau]

#neversettle

[Fact @Fact]

Life offers you an endless amount of possibilities. Don’t settle for a crappy job, crappy friends or a crappy significant other.

[Lau @curlyLau]

Just when you think #TheCircle can’t get anymore cringe. #dontrisetoit

[The Circle @C4TheCircle]

Me wiping my schedule clear for the next 3 and a half weeks #TheCircle

[Fact @Fact]

Forgive others. Not because they deserve forgiveness, but because you deserve peace.

[Chris Moyles @ChrisMoyles]

6 years since the final Radio 1 show.
And yes I’m still on the radio!!
#moylesonradiox

[Fact @Fact]

Strangers can become best friends just as easy as best friends can become strangers.

[Lau @curlyLau]

Think we need a moments appreciation for Dermot’s biceps #XFactor #HeIsTheReasoniTuneIn

[Lau @curlyLau]

I’ve had two ice creams today but the calories don’t count as they melt. Right? #wishfulthinking #summer

[Lau @curlyLau]

My knifes and folk match and I have £4 not £4m. #LoveIsand

[Lau @curlyLau]

I really hope Alex finds someone he connects with, just so he can get a bit of a tan. #LoveIsand