elizzy

"the machinations of my mind are an enigma" -P. Star

[elizzy @curlyjawn]

I’m back to crack jokes into the void and talk to myself.

[Sponge ! ⛓️🪚👱 era @SussedSponge]

how it feels scrolling past the most DOGSHIT takes this website has forced onto your timeline so you can get to see oomfs art and shit posts

[M @girlpov]

taps the sign

[elizzy @curlyjawn]

didn’t get bts tickets, grown men stealing kids off the street, not loving my job rn, got profiled at the gym, suicide watch is back on baby!!!!

[lulu⁷ saw bts & hobi @ghoostkook]

me trying to motivate myself before presale tomorrow

[elizzy @curlyjawn]

Yall the audiobook is… buns.

[elizzy @curlyjawn]

Pretty proud of this one. Name feels a lil wonky but it’s good, pinky promise.

[elizzy @curlyjawn]

I’m cooking up another nasty slutty yearning slow burn secret relationship playlist.

[elizzy @curlyjawn]

Sharp knife, loaded gun
There are two ways we can do this
I know which would be more fun 🪄

[elizzy @curlyjawn]

Life update: set real boundaries with my ex (first love), went no contact cold turkey, and I think the universe liked that. May these next few weeks be full of meaningful connections. It only took me three years…

[Ray Lewis @RayLewis1997]

“It’s not a party in the USA right now.” is, unfortunately, something I will be shoehorning into conversation for the foreseeable future

[. @emmasarchivee]

why doesn't my absence affect them
why doesn't my absence affect them
why doesn't my absence affect them
why doesn't my absence affect them
why doesn't my absence affect them
why doesn't my absence affect them
why doesn't my absence affect them
why doesn't my absence affect them

[elizzy @curlyjawn]

Perk of living single: sleeping on the couch cause you didn’t feel like making the bed. No, no, it’s not sad I promise. I’m just lazy.

[elizzy @curlyjawn]

Gov shut down and yet… I still pay student loan. No make sense.

[elizzy @curlyjawn]

How important am I? Answering a Teams message at 5 AM important I guess.

[지프 #1 @MAINDANCERPJS]

SEPTEMBER 1ST MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE https://t.co/2EeF3hs61s

[elizzy @curlyjawn]

Y’all ever say to yourself “JUST GET IT ON THE PLATE!” when getting ready? Like I was running late and it was giving 10 seconds left in the final round of Chopped.