“I am willing to serve as caretaker Prime Minister because that’s frankly less ridiculous than the idea of Boris Johnson hanging around a minute longer” #YesWeCat#LarryForPM
I know my daughter is just like me because when I asked why she didn’t like her school’s guided meditation, she said: “Because don’t tell me when to breathe, that’s why.”
@SomberFolklore About 15 years younger than I actually. Inexplicably, I appear to be turning 50 at the end of this year but I still feel in my early 30s in my head.
“Seriously I can just come out and say it? Call him a liar?” asks @JonathanPieNews, a fictional broadcast reporter created and performed by comedian Tom Walker, in a satirical video about Britain’s Prime Minister.
“God bless America.” https://t.co/Hu6Q6q8TBp
Am now totally addicted to "Big Jet TV" - a man with a camera standing in a field outside Heathrow, filming and commentating as planes try to land in the storm. "ARGH! Look at THAT! it's CRABBING!" https://t.co/5LDWJIbPq1
@aimafidon What a shame - they’re stunning! But thanks for getting back to me anyway. I’m off work with covid so am watching afternoon Countdown for the first time in ages today and thought you were utterly brilliant! Will be watching again just for you!