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Normal service may never be resumed. She/her. ZOODIKERS!

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Hosting Christmas this year and lacking an old git? Get yourself 15% off a new one! #eBayDeals

[Toby Hadoke @TobyHadoke]

Top notch comedy (3 high end headline acts & an MC who’ll muddle through as best he can) plus live music until 2am. Not a bad way to spend a very competitively priced New Year’s Eve. I NEVER work NYE & only am because @53two has made it too good to miss:

https://t.co/0uwdvaxmVQ

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@drphiliplee1 The risk of reproduction resulting in death could be considered a design flaw.

[Psst - wreak]

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@thedavideagle Better not fall apart while you're not slandering anyone, then.

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@watsoncomedian @lottelydia For me it's the bigger than/smaller than symbols. I *know* it involves crocodiles and is very simple but brain no worky.

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@watsoncomedian You can only take home what you've caught in your net.

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Sharks off Brazil coast test positive for cocaine https://t.co/S1MT8d3FcG #HeadlinesThatSoundLikeCrypticCrosswordClues

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Researchers appeal to send 1,000 slugs by post https://t.co/ckLVYigh4F
@Cavalorn #HeadlinesThatSoundLikeCrypticCrosswordClues

[George Monbiot @GeorgeMonbiot]

Tomorrow the struggle for a fairer, greener country will resume. But today?
Rejoice.
Just fucking rejoice.

[Emma Flint (flint.writes on Threads)📚💀🖤📚 @flint_writes]

I like Twitter today. It feels like we’re all on a massive sofa together, eating crisps and watching those fuckers fall apart in real time 👌

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@Joannechocolat It looks pretty good from here! Happy birthday.

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@mrmarksteel Happy birthday!

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@hurricane_ros 😄

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

Frost flowers on frozen water

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@backstreet74 The New Pornographers - High Ticket Attractions

[Buitengebieden @buitengebieden]

Cats.. 😂

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@hierath77 OMFG 💃👗🌮🍯🎆

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@Ana34889825 @EmmaTolkin Have you been sniffing feminists' vaginas again?

[Tim Clare @TimClarePoet]

Complaining that a boardgame is a waste of time is like complaining that a poem is an inefficient way of ordering a sandwich. You're technically correct, but you're also missing the point. Both activities carve out a refuge from the tyranny of utility.