@maybepooja Cuz the bartenders were like “uh we heard how hot u were at the bar last night so if u got into that bar then u can come to ours also plz come to our bar bc if yr here then it will attract ppl bc yr so hot and we need money and i love u”
I trolled my friend all day talking about minions 4 nonstop for whatever reason (have not seen it, don’t know if it even exists) now every other ad I get is for minions underwear
what if we all bought tickets to the Pleasure Systems album release performance on 6/25 at Joe’s Pub? omg girl I’m soooooo bored lets buy tickets to the Pleasure Systems album release performance on 6/25 at Joe’s Pub https://t.co/B6fOmlqdUW
In the middle of the shift tn my coworker out of nowhere goes “we used to have a neighborhood opossum named ‘Eleven People’ and anytime anyone saw him we’d say ‘I just saw Eleven People’” idk if I did the quote marks right