Chris Curran

Senior bit twiddler at Honey Baked Ham.

[Chris Curran @curranchris]

@JStuartAdams Pedo protector.

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@Bubblebathgirl

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@mtgreenee

[Shawn Harris for Congress @ShawnForGeorgia]

Marjorie Taylor Greene doesn't want you to know the name of her opponent but will try every desperate attempt to save her seat.

My name is Shawn Harris. I am a Democrat, husband, father, Retired Brigadier General, farmer, and I'm running against MTG. Can you spread the word?

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@realDonaldTrump

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@elonmusk @pmarca @CJHandmer @iamjohnoliver Paying $44 BILLION for Twitter is "weak sauce". Paying $44 BILLION for Twitter, renaming it to X and STILL using the https://t.co/naE29Mmq0u url is "cuckhold weak sauce". LOL

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Hey @amazon, you folks made a PROFIT of $9.9 BILLION in ONE quarter (THREE MONTHS)! And now you want another $299/month from me?!?!?

Yeah, not worth it you greedy bastards. Cancelling.

https://t.co/paTw7dc9se

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@PRL1111 @LangmanVince She stopped buying Starbucks and avocado toast.

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@SpeakerMcCarthy We see through *your* sham. No one is weaponizing anything - he broke the law. This is the process. Law and order ya know?

[Amy Schneider @Jeopardamy]

Disappointed to hear that Jeopardy is considering this course of action. For what it’s worth, I, too, will not be participating in any Jeopardy productions that don’t use new clues written by their amazing, unionized writers under a fair, collectively bargained contract

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@pastorlocke What part of Christian theology provides for this kind of hate?

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@BreannaMorello Wait. Are you "canceling"? I thought you guys were dead set against canceling?

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@missmayim Outstanding supporting the writers and their strike. @KenJennings , dude, WTF?

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@RyanAFournier Spinning the hell out of that loss. LOL

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@GovRonDeSantis Fuck with woke, go broke. LOL

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@megynkelly HAD it with WHAT? Being inclusive without hurting ANYONE?

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@MattWallace888 Tell me you don't know what "free speech" is without saying you don't know what "free speech" is.

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@GovRonDeSantis @GovRonDeSantis No matter how this plays out, you lose.

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@MattWallace888 Side? This isn't high school.

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@MattWallace888 Bullshit. Doesn't anyone fact check this crap before getting all riled up? There are multiple bills working their way through that DISALLOWS gender reassignment.