Andrew Curry

Known Belletrist // Bears, Blackhawks, & Browncoats.

[girlboss don biggavelli @rwxoxo]

me deleting the oxford comma from a post so it meets the character limit

[Jill Gutowitz @jillboard]

First ghostbusters, then Wonder Woman, then a girl alien? Whats next, female balloons? Woman sand? A girl alphabet? Women can't be balloons

[Andrew Curry @curryandrew]

@Aries091 that way games feel like a true escape, they might get boring if life was simple and easy ;)

[Andrew Curry @curryandrew]

What is with dish towels, do they intentionally design them not to soak up water? Unfortunate since It's the one thing I want them to do

[Andrew Curry @curryandrew]

Sour cream and cottage cheese containers look far too similar! Nearly ruined a good perogie meal

[Magic Realism Bot @MagicRealismBot]

A college professor in Tucson spends her lunch break marrying bears.

[Jeet Heer @HeerJeet]

Trump: OK, we've offended the Latinos, women, Muslims, Mormons. Who else?
Bannon: The Catholics
Trump: Go get 'em. https://t.co/xsYyuDnVKD

[BooDoo @BooDooPerson]

the fact Haikyu!! hasn't spawned a spin-off about the ladies' team is a missed opportunity.

[BrightonAntifascists @brightonanti]

Remember, #fascism doesn't START with gas chambers and genocide. It ends there.

[Dave King @DaveKingThing]

Julius Caesar right before he died:
"Please...one day...name a non-vaginal form of birth after me."
"He's d-"
"Also a salad!"
[dies]

[Andrew Curry @curryandrew]

@ryanjblair yay sports!

[Tycho Brahe @TychoBrahe]

I’m trying to figure out what it means to respect The Witness without enjoying it.

[Andrew Curry @curryandrew]

I keep telling myself I don't like MOBA's but Smite is really getting my attention. Direct skill based control scheme is a major reason why.

[Andrew Curry @curryandrew]

Nothing interesting will happen so long as I remember to tweet, if I forget then that's when all the good stuff comes around.

[Andrew Curry @curryandrew]

Buy two books in a series with same edition covers from same store, receive two very different edition books. The joys of buying online x_x

[Andrew Curry @curryandrew]

Life can sometimes leap with ease from a standstill to a breakneck pace while we simply try to hang on and make sense of it all.

[Andrew Curry @curryandrew]

@FairfieldJen been watching that show with the girlfriend, haven't cringed so hard in years. It's amusing & a good dose of perspective.