Curtle

Improviser. Programmer guy. Math person. He/Him.

[Curtle @curtle]

Signing back on to this hellsite to inform @trashfuturepod @raaleh @Milo_Edwards @HKesvani @trashfuturepod that the Lathe of Heaven is real and they’ve been using it correctly

[Curtle @curtle]

@caitlindurante @jamieloftusHELP @BechdelCast Wonderful! I made a lil google doc of some Vancouver venues + approximate seating capacities, hope it’s helpful for y’all — https://t.co/ZPvWIBz6HJ

Anddd that sounds like fun, I’ll try to catch you next week!

[Curtle @curtle]

@jamieloftusHELP @caitlindurante @BechdelCast Kickass show tonight you two! I’m the Vancouver, Canada guy who said hi after the show. If y’all ever want to do a show in Vancouver, I can definitely help point you in the right direction venue-wise. Have a great rest of your tour!

[Curtle @curtle]

I made a minor spur-of-the-moment mistake? Better dwell on it forever

[Curtle @curtle]

Food Court Marketing Departments and Cocaine do not mix, Exhibit A:

[aria orion @halfadopted]

hi this is queen elizabet II the longest reigning queen i’m not actually dead and if uou can paypal me $500 i can explain everything

[@ kumars on bluesky @KumarsSalehi]

you can’t undermine fascism with logical gotchas. Fascism is a disinhibiting force that assures people their most brutal impulses and hierarchal traditions are natural and good. The irrationality is the point

[Dr. George @GeorgeAnagli]

Sri Lanka citizens chilling in their president’s residence. 😂😂

[Curtle @curtle]

@kerrithatweight Kerri!!!

[beth @bethbourdon]

twitter deal blew up like a tesla

[John W. Rich (Wealthy) @Cokedupoptions]

Nobody will remember:
- Your salary
- Your fancy title
- How ‘busy’ you were
- How stressed you were
- How many hours you worked

People will remember:
- How many Twitter followers you had
- How often you tweeted
- How many arguments you won on Twitter

[Crying Man @BronzeHammer]

President: I can't do anything!

Vice President: I can't even think of anything to do!

Me: I will stand in line for a really long time when its super cold outside, and it's like illegal to eat food in the line or talk to anyone also, for you two. I love you.

[rob delaney @robdelaney]

For the thread enjoyers out there

[Adam Isacson @adam_wola]

*Take sip of coffee*
*Open up The Atlantic*
*Clean coffee spatter from desktop*

[Curtle @curtle]

@raqattack5 She would be AGHAST!!! Mostly because she loves science so much

[Starbucks Workers United @SBWorkersUnited]

150 UNIONIZED STARBUCKS STORES!!!

[Curtle @curtle]

Aaron is one of the best, check out his cool new EP!!! (did I say that right, I’m not “in” “the bizness” of “music, also I don’t know how to use “quotation marks??)

[Curtle @curtle]

Just saw a Tesla with the license plate “TECHIE” — I guess “UNFUCKABLE” had too many letters in it

[Curtle @curtle]

I'm teaching the June 19th class -- gonna be a real fun one!!!

[improvcollege @improvcollege]

You do scenes & get notes from 8 awesome teachers from around the world! Classes start next week. Get in there while you can.

with: @TheKenHall @quokkarocks @palomanunez @kevinbwhalen Joleen Ballendine Alsa Bruno @curtle @yesandstephen

Register here:
https://t.co/I2SHyfPPEV