Curt the Hurt

#heartbreakkidding in #soflo & #partsunknown but formerly #nyccity. Born & raised in Iowa. PR & mktg. Also some comedy and acting.

[Curt the Hurt @curtthahurt]

@TheRock would be so hysterical to see you give Sun Ming Mang the hook, the ride, and the boom!

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@kurtmetzger the Ari Matti “Vodka and Sprite” song is a hit! Needs a full release

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@bwags Panera lunch for me and my gf (not to brag) yesterday was $47

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@MccuskerBilly No rush big nasty, we’re chillin 🫡

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They’re getting so adVANCEd, has anyone come up with that yet

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@MccuskerBilly Couple of schiffty fellas here 💅

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@TMathSports Shutter island

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@rebel_1776_ @Shanemgillis

[Jake Rattlesnake @jakerattlesnk]

GM

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@AB84

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@AB84 Dog of the Day. Walter in some Ones (og)

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@elonmusk This bro needs to KALM DOWN lol

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@realonlineboy @TheFailist I love HBK and this is so funny

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@JoshWalkos @joeytehgreat Just did myself as well. Good instinct. This note would big the same as some kind of governmental institution investigating itself and saying “no prob Bob! Our collective bad”

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

I fully endorse President Trump and hope for his rapid recovery

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@_CharlesPreston Oh dang happy bday to Tom

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@JustinWhang @UncleBlazer

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@elonmusk *bolivian

[KanekoaTheGreat @KanekoaTheGreat]

CNN Senior Legal Analyst Describes How The Trump Conviction Was A Political Hit Job

1. "The judge donated money... in plain violation of a rule prohibiting New York judges from making political donations—to a pro-Biden, anti-Trump political operation."

2. Alvin Bragg boasted on the campaign trail in an overwhelmingly Democrat county, “It is a fact that I have sued Trump over 100 times.”

3. "Most importantly, the DA’s charges against Trump push the outer boundaries of the law and due process."

4. "The charges against Trump are obscure, and nearly entirely unprecedented. In fact, no state prosecutor — in New York, or Wyoming, or anywhere — has ever charged federal election laws as a direct or predicate state crime, against anyone, for anything. None. Ever."

5. The DA inflated misdemeanors past the statute of limitations and "electroshocked them back to life" by alleging the falsification of business records was committed 'with intent to commit another crime.'

6. "Inexcusably, the DA refused to specify what those unlawful means actually were — and the judge declined to force them to pony up — until right before closing arguments. So much for the constitutional obligation to provide notice to the defendant of the accusations against him in advance of trial."

7. "In these key respects, the charges against Trump aren’t just unusual. They’re bespoke, seemingly crafted individually for the former president and nobody else."

8. "The Manhattan DA’s employees reportedly have called this the “Zombie Case” because of various legal infirmities, including its bizarre charging mechanism. But it’s better characterized as the Frankenstein Case, cobbled together with ill-fitting parts into an ugly, awkward, but more-or-less functioning contraption that just might ultimately turn on its creator."

Link to full article below.

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@benaveryisgood @lemonpartyshow I can see how this guy would be an absolute terror on the links

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Shane Gillis has an amazing resume. 😄