Fat Clown

PhD in Being Cringe, full time crack addled maniac, retired kebab chef

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Where can I get paid to stay home and do nothing

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@DaffodilClive Really cos you look like him a bit

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@tuberculosister The Vietnamese urge to name your bakery “Hot Bread”

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I got that move that makes her say I’m putting my clothes on

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Come over girl my cat likes you

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She let me hit because I said ‘Meow’s it going?’

[Señorita Awesome @tomorowsmoney]

Quote with the celebs you've been told you look like

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You ever look at that kid from home alone and think “maybe those burglars were onto something”

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@tomorowsmoney Noted 📝

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The news

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A 12-year-old Sheltie, fondly known as "Sleddin’ Roxie", sleds down the backyard hill of her owner in Wisconsin. https://t.co/J79jF6idoA

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DJ KHALED!

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@smashbaals Damn looks like Muslims just beat Christianity’s ass huh I know what religion I’m going for

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Brisbane

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I call this next one sitting in my car for a long time

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@tuberculosister Do they do them?

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Imagine a heist movie but it’s just me trying to sneak brownies out of my staff room without sharing them

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@Thereisnocat_ @donquistador I got way too lucky with this one

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@indisjeans It’s weird not to

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@SybreOfTheGreen @db_witch Glad someone beat me to it

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@indisjeans I think this is a ‘healthy coping mechanism’