Ippolit the Consumptive

Harry

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My 2019 decision to make my Twitter account Russian literature themed has aged poorly. The dude in my profile picture is now banned in Italian universities.

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Rest in peace David Foster Wallace, you would have loved the Las Vegas sphere

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@custardtheif Communist Buddhists certainly do. Suoi Tien theme park in HCMC goes hard

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No one does theme parks quite like communists

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The Vietnamese urge to write "Vietnamese restaurant" on every business that serves food

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Ah yes... Goat meat

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@custardtheif Animal species are currently going extinct at 10,000 times the normal rate

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Sir, please step away from the student portal and put your hands where I can see them

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The chronically ill urge to book yourself into a sanitarium in the Swiss Alps and never come back down

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Starting a Pathfinder group next year where our characters are a reflection of our thesis topic and the campaign is the road to getting it published

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Realising that if you go through my twitter you just see all the things I don't like

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Asking your professor to supervise your thesis is kinda like the higher education equivalent of asking someone to go to prom with you

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Do it for the working class

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Fuck all your “gifted kid” discourse. You’re nothing but a schmuck, and that’s all you ever were

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Greeting the next self-proclaimed conservative I meet with a firm handshake, persistent eye contact, and telling them my name is Landlord.

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@custardtheif I can think of like 5 different machines this could be referring to

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How to Cite a Tweet in MLA

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Received a mango and a nod of appreciation from the father of one of my students today. All the recognition I could ever ask for.

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@custardtheif I think it sends the wrong message

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@custardtheif Looked this up cause I was curious. In Kanji, Kyoto means “capital city”, Tokyo means “east capital city”.

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Yeah I still don’t have a car but I have a first edition, sixth printing of Gravity’s Rainbow now