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laugh&love#Adventist#God loves you more 💓

[Mbaliyezwe @mbali_ndlela]

Once upon a time, Tito Mboweni would post a whole chicken with enough garlic to kill vampires from here to Jupiter around this time, only to post it falling off the bone marrow at 23h17. Then an empty plate by midnight.

[Ann ❤️ @Annie_Modiba]

Why don’t we pronounce the “meow” in homeowner?

[Muna @Munalozy]

There are some friends you meet physically who are very energetic and jovial, with lots of gist.

They keep talking and smiling like you haven’t seen each other in years.

But the moment they get back home, you won’t hear from them, they won’t text or call.

They’re terrible at reaching out unless you do first. Yet, when you meet again, the same energy comes back.

Sometimes I wonder what’s wrong with this set of friends. 🤣

[A.K.A @kayzywizzzy]

Your friend probably pulled away because their life is falling apart. It’s not always about you.

[D. @Lush_Beauty1]

You know who didn’t betray Jesus during his most trying times….. the women.

[Raksha @caraksha103]

My grandma recently installed WhatsApp and thought that groups were meant for sorting contacts.

Long story short: She created a group called 'Unimportant' with about 15 relatives and acquaintances.

[Dave @tufdave]

My little brother got in trouble again at school today because the teacher asked the class what their favorite season is and he said “garlic powder”

[𝑲𝒖𝒅𝒛𝒂𝒊 𝑴𝒖𝒕𝒊𝒔𝒊 @KMutisi]

Nemane Secondary School is in Tsholotsho, Matabeleland North, Zimbabwe.

It has a boarding section & it also serves the local community (Day Scholars).

This👇🏽 Gentleman spoke to some boys who are Day Scholars while another Gentleman, Mr Mkhwanazi stood next to him.

@zondo_sikhumba, come get some lessons here, you missed this kind of counsel.

[Paul Rees. ex Rucksack. @HannahIamthest1]

#Utterly_useless_facts 😊
1. When you say "a, e, i, o, u" your mouth gets smaller with each vowel you say.
2. You don't really wash your hands; They actually wash each other while you stand there and watch. (Imagine)
3. If a man says you're ugly, he's being mean. If a woman says you're ugly, she's envious. If a little kid says you're ugly, you're ugly.
4. Things are not on fire. Fire is on things.
5. When you say 'forward' or 'backwards', your lips move in those directions.
(yes, just like that)
6. The word 'Australia' has three A's, all of which look the same but are pronounced differently.
7. If You Rip a Hole in a Net, There Are Actually Fewer Holes in It than there were before.
8. This sentence "All the faith he had had had had no effect on the outcome of his life." is actually correct.
9. Sometimes you have to sing the whole alphabet in your head just to find the next letter.
10. The latest scientific research has shown that you can travel on an aeroplane without announcing it on Social media.
11. What's more dangerous than running with scissors?
Falling on them (imagine).
12.Lazy fact #1725402648207549
You are too lazy to read that number

13. “Dammit I'm Mad " backwards is still "Dammit I'm Mad".
14. Nothing is behind Your Back. it is always in front of your back.
15. Most of the time, the people who tell you to calm down are the same people who made you angry in the first place.
16. Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia
It's not fun to say, but ironically, this is the medical term for the fear of long words.
🤣🤣

[D☆LL @dollshitonly]

Girls who feel rich before they are rich are the ones who get rich

[PT 👩🏻‍⚕️ @chirembaPT]

I saw a ticktok video that said “stay away from the good looking guys who speak big English 🤭😂focus on that king that says I’ll see you on the 2nth 🥹😩😂.
The screenshots that came after 🙌🏽😂😂I can’t ! Yoo people are witnessing a lot 😂

[🍂 @Lovandfear]

this!

[Tema Mayor 🇬🇭 🇬🇧 @Pro_designer_]

Retweet if you can relate 💔🥹

[T!🎀 @jesu__tofunmii]

I think all girls high schools have both advantages and disadvantages, but for me, the advantages were more than the disadvantages. I attended an all girls school, and one thing it did for me was make me independent. I grew up depending on myself and my parents, not on relationships for survival. I learned how to do a lot of things on my own

Being around only girls also made me very emotionally aware. You learn how to read people, you can tell when someone is jealous, genuine, or just pretending. That environment really sharpened my emotional intelligence.

The disadvantage was that after spending six years around only girls, interacting with men felt awkward at first, especially when I got to university. Socializing didn’t come naturally, I had to learn it over time.

Still, I don’t regret it tho. It taught me self reliance and confidence. Even if I seem shy sometimes, I know I was raised in a way that made me strong and independent in my own right

[Tunde Okafor 🇳🇬 @TundeOkafor1]

South Africans are stingy with engagement, today ill engage with myself until I reach 1k comments in 3 hours. I wanna feel what its like to have 1k comments.🫂

[CeCe @cecegkh]

Raising children is not for the weak 🤣🤣

[The Best @TheBestqueenx]

Little ones trying to hug each other.

[mariana Z @mariana057]

It turns out when someone asks who your favorite child is, you're supposed to choose from your own. I know that now.

[MICLOTH @micloth01]

“A Driver with one eye”

WHITES: Wow, this guy is a genius.

AFRICANS: The moment he blinks, we are going to appear on news.