sarah morrison

When one door closes, another one opens. Other than that it’s a pretty good car. - Ruth Buzzi

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Funny how I will only give my dog 1 chip because “it’s bad for you” but I will eat an entire large bag for breakfast 🤔

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I’m beginning to think people don’t want to know what day it is [between Christmas and New Years]

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Heat is one of the greatest movies ever made about men making terrible decisions.

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@Jessica_StClair @thedeepdivepod @Kulap Yes what I would give the have to dress for a theme and drink wine with these women.

[merritt k (not really here anymore) @merrittk]

The kiss of death

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The best self own is clicking on an ad for clothing you want for yourself then realize it’s for a child.

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@alex_soltau @fordnation Did you see his jackass dress up jacket with his name on it to match the one US presidents wear for Air Force one what a moron

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the gall of people selling their 1200 sq ft home for $1,000,000 when they haven't updated a thing since 1975 is beyond

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Every single Torontonian today ☀️

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@Tender_oni pump this into my veins.

[PubicZirconium @PubicZirconium]

when someone messages me a minute after i login to work

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Is a humidifier a good birthday gift to buy for your wife?

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Life in the quarantine home: responding “I can’t hear you” back and forth all day because neither of us want to take out our AirPods.

[Desus MF Nice💯 @desusnice]

my favorite part of the pandemic is attempting to do things "before it gets dark" like characters in oregon trail

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@Curious_Magpie @Bloomex_canada One of the worst companies I’ve ever dealt with. Did the same thing when I ordered flowers for my mom, they refused to offer a refund, resent mostly dead flowers a second time. I think they count on people giving up out of frustration.

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👏👏👏

[Sam Reece @ItSamReece]

Hmm yes I’m fully aware that the gynecologist is about to look inside my body but I’ll continue hiding my bra and underwear under my folded jeans thank you

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a dream come true 🍕

[Spotted in Junction @spottedjunction]

Pizzeria Libretto coming soon in the old Stadt space.

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People born after 1990 don’t know what Voltaren is, but they will.

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Everything’s an ad

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Moonlight desires is a jam

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making a pumpkin pie for no good reason 🥧