j. alexis pan

Legal marketing nerd by day, sour beer and hot sauce enthusiast by night. Secret superpower: solipsism

[j. alexis pan @cutekneecaps]

@AoDespair Well, if the hat fits! In all seriousness, as someone who has seen all 5 seasons of The Wire 4 times, I’m incredibly excited about this. Thank you.

[ESPN @espn]

OmG.

[sports live tweeter yadira @jonmoxIeys]

when the crimes are especially heinous

[Nate Silver @NateSilver538]

New fucking York!!!!!!!

[Nate Silver @NateSilver538]

Not great when the storyline of an NBA Finals game is the officiating.

[Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦 @cmclymer]

This year, a 30-second Super Bowl ad costs $7 million.

The average K-12 public school lunch debt is about $22,600.

To @RevJacquiLewis' point, the cost of that Jesus ad could pay off the lunch debt of 310 schools.

As Christians, we need to walk the walk. This ad isn't walking.

[j. alexis pan @cutekneecaps]

!!!

[David Simon @AoDespair]

The unspoken part of our American horror story is that there is little chance at this point the NRA could ever schedule so much as a light, informal barrel-jerk with cocktails and not be preceded by a mass murder involving firearms.

[Mike Baker @ByMikeBaker]

I have spent the past few days researching the training of Uvalde officers, including the tactics they were expected to use to halt school shooters.

The documents are jarring. Here’s a thread of our findings so far.

1/9

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

Journalist: “Why [are mass shooting] just an American problem?”

A visibly upset Ted Cruz: “Stop being a propagandist.”

[j. alexis pan @cutekneecaps]

@AoDespair This is the evergreen fallacy of humanity. We consistently let how strong we currently feel make us forget about how frail we actually are.

[David Simon @AoDespair]

Been called a few things here and there. Some kind, some slanderous, a few regrettably and actually true. “Minx” is fresh to me.

[j. alexis pan @cutekneecaps]

@AoDespair Well, if the hat fits! In all seriousness, as someone who has seen all 5 seasons of The Wire 4 times, I’m incredibly excited about this. Thank you.

[j. alexis pan @cutekneecaps]

Um @AoDespair, you minx! I’m beside myself with joy.

[The Daily Beast @thedailybeast]

From "The Wire" creator David Simon comes "We Own This City," which takes place in Baltimore and stars bruiser Jon Bernthal as a corrupt cop in the Baltimore Police Department's Gun Trace Task Force
https://t.co/K7M8Kg048f

[j. alexis pan @cutekneecaps]

😂😂😂

[Tommy Vietor @TVietor08]

This is why we put in the hours and grind away on Twitter, folks

[John Stamos @JohnStamos]

Been trying to encapsulate a human being and the feelings associated with that human being and what he meant to me in words- but in these moments, words seem useless. Certain moments in our lives, mostly moments that we never see coming, grow us up. This is one of those moments.

[Karine Jean-Pierre @K_JeanPierre]

Please remember to check in on your strong friend, your busy friend, your happy friend… your “seems to handle everything well” friend.

[Ahmed Ali @DrAhmednurAli]

This clip of Betty White with Ryan Reynolds lives rent free in my head.

[j. alexis pan @cutekneecaps]

@Astrochieh Congratulations! What an exciting moment!