macaroni

Abby’s 1st Husband, Tengen Uzui’s 4th Wife || he/him

[zade @tyl0saur]

slept on my side weird and woke up with stabbing rib pain when i inhale

[powerful wizerd @powerfulwizerd]

hey guys! First time composing background music for promotional videos. how did i do

[macaroni @cutonions]

Someone could dm me pretending to be Zac Oyama and I would give them my social security number

[macaroni @cutonions]

Do you ever fuck up so badly that you are suddenly 13 years old again all but physically

[saliva plath @cryptofeminism]

Guys that work at weed dispensaries are like “No bro I swear it’s not gonna feel like you’ve been wrapped with bandages and locked in a sarcophagus for 2 thousand years” meanwhile the strain is named The Mummy’s Curse Comes True

[macaroni @cutonions]

@tuffmustard Uncle CJ please my weak little trans heart cannot take this silence any longer

[Victoire de Montréal @PWHL_Montreal]

UNE ENTENTE RENOUVELÉE, SOLIDE COMME UN ROQUE! 🪨

La Victoire de Montréal s’est entendue à nouveau avec l’attaquante Abby Roque pour un contrat standard de deux ans.

A ROQUE SOLID SIGNATURE!

The Montréal Victoire have re-signed forward Abby Roque to a two-year Standard Player Agreement contract.

[macaroni @cutonions]

YESSSS

[PWHL Report @PWHL_Report]

𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 🚨: The Montreal Victoire have re-signed forward Abby Roque to a two-year contract. #PWHL

[macaroni @cutonions]

Detroit holding players at ransom is so funny and evil to me

[PWHL Report @PWHL_Report]

𝐓𝐑𝐀𝐃𝐄 🔁: The Boston Fleet have re-acquired forward Ella Huber and a third-round pick (27) from PWHL Detroit in exchange for a second-round pick (22) and a third round pick (34).

Huber signed with Detroit yesterday in the Expansion Process.

#PWHL

[Rabbitz | Sheeva trivia facts @SourRabbitz]

Me using balanced landing at the mall map

[Dead by Daylight @DeadbyDaylight]

Dead by Daylight: The Life Road releases on June 25, bringing our first-ever indigenous Character, Shane Wiigwaas, into The Fog.

[NOT Potato Bolshevik @NotPotBol]

I have come to love and respect this once I learned this was there as a way to fraud Microsoft.

[Nick the Slowpoke @SlowpokeNick5]

The PWHL Detroit discord has been making plans to donate to pro-trans and pro-LGBTQ+ charities for every goal/point BCS scores, and set up a website and IG for it. They’re planning on adding a donation tracker and list of charities! Help spread the word https://t.co/lTsy6QZYId

[Becky Hammon's Hoodie-Blazer @_jaynoesta]

🚨🚨🚨BREAKING: BABY GOOSE MISSING 🚨🚨🚨🚨 STOLEN FROM HER MAMAS 🚨🚨🚨 LAST SEEN TRYING TO KISS EVERYONE 🚨🚨 CONTACT THE AUTHORITIES IF SPOTTED🚨🚨🚨🚨

[macaroni @cutonions]

@madifawnzzz Come to Michigan pookies

[candiedbees⁷⁷ @dreamingduck1]

me opening my Detroit pwhl notif at 8:35pm on June 5th, 2026

[riley @moreitscider]

You could be having such a good night and then boom, transphobe on your new women’s team that you were really excited for

[e - paige @moritzmarais]

choosing to believe we signed bc so watts could do the right thing