Cunt Chocula 🌈

low key high strung 🍤 Black Lives Matter. she/her

[katie @katefeetie]

put a fried egg on my croque monsieur to make it a croque madame and now jk rowling is outside my house yelling

[Austin Sketch Fest @ATXSketchFest]

Can't wait for individual show tickets? That's okay King, we have a solution for you. And it only costs you 69 shekels: https://t.co/gzLVTaiNbP

[Jonah Koslofsky @Koslofskyspeaks]

[Bene Gesserit voice]: no worries if not!

[Angela Belcamino @AngelaBelcamino]

Weird to think that swallowing in Alabama is now considered cannibalism.

[Derek @DerekLogic]

Hey @larianstudios, I'm really not sure what to do at this point. I downloaded the new Xbox firmware, and this issue is still persistent. I have no response in my ticket from Dec. 31st and my game is still unplayable.

[wint @dril]

Oops my car just terminated a pod of human shields on their way to kindergarten

[Jack @GayLaVie]

Mr. Santos, when confronted on allegations he used campaign funds for Botox, appeared unmoved.

[Cunt Chocula 🌈 @cuuntchocula]

just got word that Hamas is suspected to be hiding up your butt and around the corner @netanyahu

[Cunt Chocula 🌈 @cuuntchocula]

@WhitneyPuppy it’s giving Strong As An Oak 😭

[🎃☠️ Whitney Van Laningham🦇🕸 @WhitneyPuppy]

That being said, I find myself suddenly out of a job & healthcare. It would mean the world to me if the fans of my content at NR could please subscribe to my YouTube channel, @visionwhitney! https://t.co/AmTg7OzxPF

[alexis amber 💌 @daiquiriheiress]

ok but they kinda ate w this headline

[Vinny Thomas @vinn_ayy]

Ah okay so you can refuse service to people based on your religious beliefs. Mind you, the Mormons officially thought Black people were cursed until they said “nevermind 😬” in 2013

[Cunt Chocula 🌈 @cuuntchocula]

@samreich Because the years start coming and they don't stop coming. What other product can give you all 3?

[Cunt Chocula 🌈 @cuuntchocula]

@samreich You have to show up with the sharpest tools in the shed. With inflatable dartboards, you never have to question if your darts are sharp enough. You can practice throwing, ensure your darts are pointy as hell, and reflect on the ephemerality of life all at once.

[Alice Skary @AliceSkary]

Dylan Mulvaney did a kitchenaid ad if anyone sees conservatives throwing out their kitchen aid stand mixers plz grab that shit I need one 🤣🤣🤣

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

There’s a common thread linking the decline in humanities majors, Hollywood paying its writers pennies and the tech world wanting all writers and painters to be replaced by machines. We’ve entirely forgotten how essential the arts and literature are to a healthy society.

[Dr Isabella Rosner @IsabellaRosner]

I've come across A LOT of good 17th- and 18th-century Quaker names over the past 3.5 years, as I've worked on my thesis. Now that my thesis is done and submission is near, it's time to share the more than 90 wildest early Quaker names I've found (in alphabetical order):

[Cunt Chocula 🌈 @cuuntchocula]

@itskyleromero i'm Arent Wright but my friends call me Wrong