Cris

[Cris @cv_1203]

I got clients that do this on the regular. He ain’t shit.

[Matt Wallace @MattWallace888]

BREAKING NEWS: Hunter Biden Exposed Recording Himself Driving 175 MPH While Smoking Crack

[Cris @cv_1203]

So I can’t afford to see @foofighters when they are in town next week, but what does a girl need to do to get Dave Grohl to sign my book?

[Cris @cv_1203]

My girl @HillaryClinton right this minute

[CNN Breaking News @cnnbrk]

Former President Donald Trump has been indicted in the special counsel's classified documents probe, sources familiar with the matter tell CNN https://t.co/MzVLn8O2xS

[Cris @cv_1203]

Honestly, if I could pay extra to send my therapist tiktoks, I would.

[Cris @cv_1203]

@karmelkwan What’s is happening?!

[Cris @cv_1203]

Meanwhile, #budlight doesn’t care if you drink it, as long as you buy it. 😂

[Cris @cv_1203]

Stop it. Another one??!!

[Cris @cv_1203]

Im sorry but what the actual fuck is this season of #YouNetflix ?!

My ADHD ass needs help understanding what happened.

[Cris @cv_1203]

Excuse me but another fucking plot twist. @PhilanthropyGal please get a group together to discuss.

[Cris @cv_1203]

@karmelkwan @LHober It’s a J name. Walk away!

[Cris @cv_1203]

@MichaelGarofola @Acyn She’s a trash human being yes, but do we really need to stoop to her level and comment on her appearance? Her stupidity and brain (lack their of) alone give us all the ammunition needed.

[Cris @cv_1203]

@newfoundandy No, you were right. You see, men do have layers.

[Cris @cv_1203]

So when is @LAYS come up with Tajín and limón flavored chips?

[Cris @cv_1203]

Absolutely no question, the best of the Scary Movie Franchise is Scary Movie 2.

[Cris @cv_1203]

I need @KrystynaHutch to make a trip to Milwaukee. Bring @PhilanthropyGal. Big dick @MikeCoscarelli can tag along.

[Cris @cv_1203]

“Will you bring me some Tums?” The Saturday Night battle cry of women in their 30s.

[Cris @cv_1203]

@karmelkwan Check out the book!

[Cris @cv_1203]

@Alsboringtweets I actually prefer to be called a bad bitch but scumbag works. Shall we call you useless?

[Cris @cv_1203]

@fordm The little white one’s face 🥹

[Cris @cv_1203]

@PDefenselessPod I cant seem to do that, would you like to send me one?