Chance Vackiner

Life's a bitch...and then you die

[Chance Vackiner @cvack21]

@catturd2 Cover him in bee’s

[Chance Vackiner @cvack21]

All these people are losing sleep over Yellowstone. The Lonesome Dove series is what America needs still.

[Chance Vackiner @cvack21]

“I’d like to see the heard you and Jake could gather. Heard of whores maybe.”

[Chance Vackiner @cvack21]

@_willcompton Most teams need that kind of leadership. Energy. Everyone’s replaceable. If you think you aren’t. You might be the problem. Treat your job like somebody’s waiting to take your job tomorrow.

[Chance Vackiner @cvack21]

@jessethechef First man on earth. But he knows the true value of family.

[Mesh🇧🇧 @rahsh33m]

It’s how he rose back up that’s taking me tf out 😭🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Chance Vackiner @cvack21]

If you see me flailing my arms like a mad man driving down the highway mind your business. Just trying to get flies out of the pickup.

[Chance Vackiner @cvack21]

@timmy_tacoma Did we all forget about subway idol/kid lover Jarod? Fuck diets you do you boo.

[Chance Vackiner @cvack21]

Biden’s not that bad. Trump was going to spend millions building a wall. Biden has this country so fucked up the Mexicans will want to go home on their own.

[Chance Vackiner @cvack21]

When Lil Jon said, “turn down for what?” I felt that.

[Chance Vackiner @cvack21]

So my wife’s third great grandpa was a Texas Ranger. That’s pretty neat.

[Chance Vackiner @cvack21]

Polaris just needs to put their cab on a Honda pioneer and that’s a machine that’s worth the money.

[Chance Vackiner @cvack21]

People say if you make your kid listen to Mozart he’ll grow up to be a genius. I’m making my son listen to Tyler Childers. He might grow up looking like a bum but maybe he’ll buy me a house someday.

[Chance Vackiner @cvack21]

Trying out this new thing where I just agree with everything the wife says. I never really hear what she says. But I usually know if it was a question because she stares at me all pissed off like.

[Chance Vackiner @cvack21]

Sometimes when I’m having a rough go. Might be ranching might just be the every day get you downs in life. I think about how lucky my wife is to have me and it cheers me right up.

[Chance Vackiner @cvack21]

@ArielMcNare I don’t think I’ll fit in my wife’s clothes…

[Chance Vackiner @cvack21]

Part of living in the Midwest consists of reading the town on a sign that has the farthest distance and saying, “sure glad we’re not going there huh?”

[Chance Vackiner @cvack21]

The only thing Martinez’s ass needs to see is the bench. That or if he wants to start pulling his weight on this team finally he can hand out water.

[Chance Vackiner @cvack21]

Go back to being able to charge your phone while it’s shut off.

[Chance Vackiner @cvack21]

@ArielMcNare It’s going to be feng shui