Cassandra VanOrnam

celebrate the people around you

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Realizing I prefer the generic non-flavor NyQuil over any of the cherry or berry crap is the most adult thought I’ve had today

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I don’t get invited to a lot of parties

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My party trick is singing both parts to Tango: Maureen

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@FeelTheSherb abbbbie 😫

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@FeelTheSherb For you or someone else?? We need an events assistant in our community center at Hope Center. It’s all evenings or weekends

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@FeelTheSherb You are on a wild ride and I am here for it

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@ticktickboom My son’s favorite song rn, ‘Bo bo bo bo’ 🥰 #ticktickBOOM

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~*pregnancy*~

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@FeelTheSherb I would immediately call the police if you tweeted this… honestly, panicked a little before I saw the shared tweet accompanying it

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My baby CANNOT be bothered when @BenSPLATT is on the screen.. and if we play the music through the speaker he frantically looks for the video 😂

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@FeelTheSherb I REGULARLY go try to pick up our scripts at the CVS and realize my mistake. I feel you

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@FeelTheSherb I am SO IN LOOOVE with this post

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How is Grey’s Anatomy still ripping my heart out after 15 years????

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@MissMascarello

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@TNrockchicken I’m SCREAMING 😂

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@FeelTheSherb Okay but crocs are kinda my jam

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What kind of people buy unfrosted poptarts????

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@PasenciaDeleon I just finished watching them and I can’t believe how popular they were 💀💀💀💀

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@EvenStephenB Yesss and then followed up with “seriously?! How old are you?” 🤦🏼‍♀️

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If you’re selling something door to door don’t lead with “is your mom or dad home?” unless you are very confident that the person who answered the door is not the homeowner....

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@Sherby_Derb I can’t stop watching this