My coworker went to reach for gloves and sad “someone’s makeup is all over this” and this random says “it’s probably hers, she’s wearing a lot of makeup.
drunk girls at bars: ok, listen britney, it is britney right? ok listen britney. you. are a GODDESS. you're too good for any man. I love you and your cute top
drunk guys at bars: did you just fuckin breathe on me? fuckin breathe on me again bro gimme a reason to knock you out
i’m a THUG
T - tiny
H - human
U- under
G - great pressure to succeed due to the constant mental conditioning i experienced as a kid resulting in the irrational fear that no matter how hard i work i will never be able to match up to my societal expectations.