Carl V

Professional Pessimist For Hire

[Carl V @cvunited81]

@mcuban I’d subscribe

[Michael J. Stern @MichaelJStern1]

Hey Mark Cuban, @mcuban, if you start a national newspaper with reporters from the LA Times snd Washington Post who want to maintain their journalistic integrity, I will subscribe. And I will get everyone I know to do the same.

[Harris | Walz War Room @HarrisWarRoom]

Donald,

Kamala Harris is both Black, and Indian. You can be two things at once.

Kind of like how you are both a rapist and a racist.

[Carl V @cvunited81]

@CDCarter13 Where do I sign up for the fantasy league?

[Carl V @cvunited81]

@OTBaseballPhoto @nlbmprez Oh, to have a time machine…

[Carl V @cvunited81]

@CatrionaCgx @iowahawkblog Seconded; we have this on one of our cars. Goes great with the bronzish-color paint.

[Carl V @cvunited81]

@charizaarrrdddd Eddie is looking young!

[Carl V @cvunited81]

Hello @iowahawkblog, this might be a lay-up, but appreciate the info. Here are my grandparents with their first car in Australia. Photo would have been taken in the early 1950s. #DavesCarIDService

[Carl V @cvunited81]

@LivetheStreamFF this is how we determined the Xmas toys each year… circling them in a catalog or literally cut-and-paste to make a wish list.

[RetroNewsNow @RetroNewsNow]

‘The Real Ghostbusters’ Fire Station Headquarters and Ecto-1 Vehicle (1986)

[Carl V @cvunited81]

@_RoyalFA_ @ATRightMovies Retract that bit about my cult-kids!

[Carl V @cvunited81]

@JamesSurowiecki @LOLGOP I think you meant to say “..only führer.”?

[JJ Zachariason @LateRoundQB]

#JJ has designated his pants to be off his body.
https://t.co/5I8Uzl0mrM

[Carl V @cvunited81]

@kylegriffin1

[Carl V @cvunited81]

@CDCarter13 You’re not wrong.

[Carl V @cvunited81]

@EzeBaII @TomPelissero He needs 21 players to help, like every other player on the field.

[Carl V @cvunited81]

@jeremynewberger No way he’s not in Confederate Grays

[Carl V @cvunited81]

@CDCarter13 Big Pumpkin Spice will stop at nothing until we are setting off pumpkin-spice fireworks on the 4th of July while enjoying our pumpkin-spice hot dogs and there’s nothing we can do.

[Axios @axios]

Pumpkin spice season keeps coming back earlier. https://t.co/1CEiP1SfLk

[Carl V @cvunited81]

@CDCarter13 Could you make your interns write one?

[Carl V @cvunited81]

@dariooffstein “Behind the Bastards” will eat a lot of time, assuming you haven’t listened before. “Revolutions” by Mike Duncan will as well, if you’re into history.
“Ologies” for sciencey-related content
“You’re Wrong About” for revisiting pop-culture phenomena.

[Carl V @cvunited81]

@CDCarter13 Do you relay this message in your daily message to the interns?