claire

“tree shagger”

[claire @cvw01]

So @JetBlue made my mom miss her flight by not allowing her dog bc she’s slightly over your arbitrary 20lb limit. Mom doesn’t have a carryon & her checked bag was under the 50lb limit. Dog's ticket cost more than hers, & you didn't weigh my mom. Do you weigh babies? Disgraceful.

[claire @cvw01]

@HBBisenieks @jaysorensen19 Truly. ❤️❤️

[I Smoked Lindsey Graham @BlackKnight10k]

Pack the Supreme Court with women.

[Chris Hahn @ChristopherHahn]

If you’re taking medical advice from Joe Rogan you’re the reason why we can’t have nice things.

[claire @cvw01]

@fowlboski @TomHaflinger @NeedForSneed38 @AmeriFootballer @codebreaker8751 @AloeVer05731414 @nytimes He’s pointing out that we knew next to nothing in February of 2020. Holding Fauci to one statement that was based on what little information was available at the start of the pandemic and saying “we were lied to” is cherry-picking, lazy nonsense.

[claire @cvw01]

@zakkubin @armourofagod @samdman95 @GregAbbott_TX You use what’s in your arsenal, I get it. But to argue that they aren’t doing their job is false.

[claire @cvw01]

@MPuddin920 @rusty0101 @levarburton Grief doesn’t require you to always be sad for it to be legitimate. So a day designated to honor those who died in service to our nation doesn’t have to be solemn. It can be if you personally want it to be, but others choose a different path. In your own words, be blessed.

[claire @cvw01]

@zakkubin @armourofagod @samdman95 @GregAbbott_TX You’re misconstruing what we pay our representatives to do. We don’t pay them just to vote. We pay them to represent and defend our interests. So when they walk out to prevent a vote on legislation that harms their constituents, they are doing the job they are paid to do.

[claire @cvw01]

@GregAbbott_TX You filthy hypocrite.

[claire @cvw01]

@TB_157 @SpaceForceDoD ... tracking it?

[claire @cvw01]

@Caitlyn_Jenner You’re despicable and unqualified. Go join your hangar-mate in Sedona.

[claire @cvw01]

@Caitlyn_Jenner Yeah, George HW Bush said that for the whole country and guess how that turned out.

[claire @cvw01]

@EricGreitens @RudyGiuliani Well, doesn’t this just tell us everything we already knew about you, Eric.

[claire @cvw01]

@Astro_Flow What a delightful photo! Thank you for sharing.

[Jay edwards @JayEdResists]

@MeghanMcCain The fact that Meghan McCain is sticking up for Ted Cruz tells us all we need to know about Meghan McCain.

[ARCHIVED - NASA's Perseverance Mars Rover @NASAPersevere]

Safe on Mars. https://t.co/heoYjkwfty

[claire @cvw01]

@RileysTale @JayDeez215 @AliceTinker1943 Yes. When my dad died suddenly, I wanted to talk to people who didn’t know me or him. It helped immensely. Thinking of you both tonight. ❤️

[Mike Birbiglia @birbigs]

Just a friendly reminder— twitter is a private hellscape, not a public hellscape.

[LeVar Burton @levarburton]

A sickness known as hate. Not a virus, not a microbe, not a germ—but a sickness nonetheless, highly contagious, deadly in its effects. Don't look for it in the Twilight Zone—look for it in a mirror. Look for it before the light goes out altogether.
-Rod Serling

[Dan Rather @DanRather]

So, let me get this right. The criticism of Dr. Jill Biden is that she’s not a “medical doctor?” Says a bunch of people who have been ignoring medical doctors about a pandemic that has killed over 300,000 Americans? Can someone invent a hypocrisy mute button?