Chris Vissicchio

[eric curtin @dubstep4dads]

kid cudi: mmmmmMMHMMMMMMMmmmmm ahhhhnnnn hmmmmmnah mmmmm...

drive-thru worker: [crying] sir i dont understand

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Send me ur dankest memes!!

[Seth Rogen @Sethrogen]

“And nothing hurts annnnnnnyyyymoooooore, I feel kinda freeeeeeeeeeee!!!!”
- me, non stop, cause that shit is STUCK in my head and it’s wonderful.

[Norm Kelly @norm]

I wonder if @21savage ever bought 6 more cars for his garage.

[Cole M. Sprouse @colesprouse]

Finally, the reboot we’ve all been waiting for

[Chris Vissicchio @cw1t]

Ok Google!!!!!!!!!

[Chris Vissicchio @cw1t]

@realavw Deadass?

[Chris Vissicchio @cw1t]

@realavw Deadasssss??!?!

[Chris Vissicchio @cw1t]

@JHWeeks421 Doubt it

[Chris Vissicchio @cw1t]

@JHWeeks421 Ahh, if it was talking shit, then glad you smeared it's insides all over the walls

[Chris Vissicchio @cw1t]

I feel like that's a lot of work just to be a dick

[Chris Vissicchio @cw1t]

Like who purposely squeezed out all my shampoo

[Chris Vissicchio @cw1t]

@ whoever trashed my bathroom... Why'd you trash my bathroom

[Dave @lildickytweets]

A good long sleeve t shirt is a valuable piece

[Chris Vissicchio @cw1t]

Jaden Smith is actually fire

[Post Malone @PostMalone]

im going ghost hunting

[Pigeons & Planes @PigsAndPlans]

here are some rap album covers but with michael cera

[Chris Vissicchio @cw1t]

Shouts out to the stoners who order burrito mariachi and tip gorgeously

[Chris Vissicchio @cw1t]

Everytime I walk home, I see the block I used to live on and think "damn I could of been home by now"