Chris Warner

Writer of screenplays, children’s books, and sports columns. I just had to explain to my daughter what a rotary phone is.

[ally @missmayn]

when the bubble bursts can someone pls make a supercut of all the celebrities who were bribed to say ai is here to stay

[Chris Warner @cwarn89]

@BBW_BFF I’ve got to see The Furious.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Libraries: free.
AI: subscription.

Libraries: written by humans with expertise.
AI: trained on whatever was on the internet.

Libraries: staffed by professionals.
AI: confidently wrong.

Go to the library.

[Chris Warner @cwarn89]

On the same note, a VP once ruined his political career by misspelling a word.

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

I know it’s become pretty cliche and cringey to talk about at this point but if you’re under like 25 I cannot stress enough how one time Obama wore a tan suit and people spent a week arguing over whether or not it was demeaning to the Oval Office and they were serious about it.

[Chris Warner @cwarn89]

@MikeDrucker Kind of amazing that IDIOCRACY underestimated reality.

[Chris Warner @cwarn89]

This is the question I’ve been asking. How much can this tech improve if it has already learned everything? What magical “training” can we expose it to that will make it turn the corner?

[Jim Stewartson, Decelerationist 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇺🇸 @jimstewartson]

Another option is to kick this bullshit out entirely.

It doesn’t work. It’s building incomprehensible piles of slop that takes more engineering to manage than it saves. This problem will not improve. It will get worse as the models collapse from inhaling their own garbage.

[Chris Warner @cwarn89]

@DDayFilms It gets weird.

[Chris Warner @cwarn89]

Just in the nick of time.

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

McConnell lets loose on Trump on his way to Senate retirement
https://t.co/19RaR1JxfY

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Whenever he says “most people don’t know that” he means he didn’t know that

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

💯

[Phillips P. OBrien @PhillipsPOBrien]

We are witnessing US decline in real
time

[Chris Warner @cwarn89]

Here’s my question about SKYFALL: where does Bond succeed? He fails to catch a spy, save a woman, avoid killing a spy, realize he’s infecting HQ with a computer virus, and (spoiler) save M. Most inept Bond in the franchise.

[Zack Stentz @MuseZack]

Roger Moore was a wonderful man who was far too modest, because he did three Bond movies better than Skyfall.

[Chris Warner @cwarn89]

BLOOD & RUST demonstrates what we have in human-made movies: thrills, humor, and heart. #AIisavampire #fightthevampires

[Jeremy Herbert @DDayFilms]

Ring in the summer with a low-budget blockbuster*. Fire up BLOOD & RUST alongside the grill on Amazon Prime or Cranked Up TV. It's got a beat and you can sharpen barbecue utensils to it.

*cost less than a house, includes a swordfight

[Shadow of Ezra @ShadowofEzra]

Thomas Massie says he will publicly read the names of the Epstein clients before his time in Congress comes to an end.

Massie says there will be no high-level arrests as long as Todd Blanche and Kash Patel work for the United States government.

Massie says Melania Trump knows the truth about Epstein not acting alone.

"Todd Blanche is violating the law."

[Chris Warner @cwarn89]

This should be fine.

[Vought International @VoughtIntl]

Vought International is thrilled to welcome back Stan Edgar as Chief Executive Officer, effective immediately. It’s a new dawn for Vought, one which Stan is well-positioned to lead us into. Great news shareholders, stock prices are through the roof and EBITDA margins are on the rise already!

[Chris Warner @cwarn89]

@itsJeffTiedrich Would love it if a journalist could convince him to own the libs by taking a cognitive test live on camera.

[Chris Warner @cwarn89]

Been apparent since Jan. 6 that he won’t leave willingly. We are still woefully unprepared for him.

[Mike Nellis @MikeNellis]

Everybody should take Trump deadly seriously when he talks about running for a third term in 2028. I don’t know if he can pull it off, but if he thinks he can, he will—and we should be prepared for that.

[Mueller, She Wrote @MuellerSheWrote]

Please send this message to Schumer and Jeffries. Call them. Keep calling all your reps and senators and ask them to impeach AND introduce legislation to dissolve this fund.

[Ed Markey @EdMarkey]

It’s no secret—Donald Trump wants $70 BILLION more for ICE so that he can station officers at polling places and suppress the vote of Black and Brown Americans.

[Chris Warner @cwarn89]

It seems like he believes Van Gogh was trying to paint a realistic picture but failed. Absolutely wild. #TheStarryNight #closeenoughiguess

[Luke Savage @LukewSavage]

These AI guys genuinely do not understand what art is