Clay Wayman

[Clay Wayman @cwayman8]

@Apple @ktvu @kron4news

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The @Apple store in Los Gatos was robber tonight. How many times is it going to take for #apple to step up and let the security teams do their jobs. The people there were scared to leave. The employees looked like they were totally sick of this.

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@MKZvB @JeffSpiegel Best tweet possibly ever. Not on Twitter Joe. Pretty sure that nickname would have stuck in HS in the van.

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Thank you for the trip from hell @united. Hanging up on me while I was on hold with customer service was a nice touch. You have left my wife, kids and I stuck in Dulles for possibly more than 24 hours.

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@united Yes, but the response was appalling. All available options were unacceptable. The lack of power that the agents and even supervisors has is astounding. I would like to speak with someone about what you are going to do to make up for my ruined vacation.

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@united you are the worst. My family of four is now stranded at ORD because you decided to be late in getting us here from SFO AND!!!!! You let the plane from ORD leave early! I was standing at the gate 5 minutes late. Hilariously poor planning on your part

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@stflory What’d I miss?

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To all my friends with kids. If you want your kids to golf and want to work with an awesome company buy the set of clubs from @LittlestGolfer customer service and product is awesome!

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Hey @Uber and @Uber_Support when I’m standing in my doorway walking out to the driver and he cancels what is my recourse? I walked outside asked him to wait 30 seconds and he bails. #bullshit #lyftisbetter

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There is something comforting about watching my mom drive away in her @Tesla model S knowing how safe it is. Thanks @elonmusk for all you and your teams do. #tesla

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Hey @rottenrobbies I’m no maintenance expert but I’m pretty sure when something mechanical says it should be removed by a certain date you should do that. Just one mans opinion.

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@TheCUTCH22 @ATTSeagull @SFGiants Go get your ring and come back. You’d always have a spot!

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@sherrod_im @__apf__ Palo Alto is the peninsula. Palo Alto is full of very rude entitled people. I wouldn’t call the South Bay a hell hole either.

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@ScottRislov @Nordstrom @ScottRislov is on a twitter customer service wrecking mission.

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@sherrod_im The concept of or actual children

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Hey @CarnivalCruise perhaps you can tell your people driving this imagination bot that if I’d want to ride a roller coaster I would have stayed in LA and gone to Disneyland. #rollingaround

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@knbrmurph pinewood is in Los Altos.

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Yes, Malware is Bad. But Your Biggest Security Threat May Come From Your Social Media Accounts. https://t.co/PFeoD9qzae

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Google: Our hunt for hackers reveals phishing is far deadlier than data breaches https://t.co/zEIrRKEAv6

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