Hodlin Strippers

Jaybird Resources | South Texas Degenerate | Landman | Top Hand | Super Pumper | No Permian Please

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The Black Gold Barista strikes again 🛢️☕️

I like my coffee like I like my oil
Fresh from nature.
Thermally mature.
High gravity.
Just a slight effervescence of sulfur.

Babes and brews 👙 ain’t got nothin on this Gusano!

P.S.
It ain’t easy being a 🐛

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@zacurate I’m thirsty

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Feelin’ more preppy than a bunch of land bros throwin around OPM?

@4cast_io knows what’s up.

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[Hodlin Strippers @cwbyreed]

@max_gagliardi Let me jump in on the initial capital raise!

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@zacurate This is your idea of a cleanse?

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@zacurate No joke Anadarko shut down An entire pad because birds had built nest in the pumpjacks , and they couldn’t touch them until the chicks left the nest!

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@Hotdogremix $75 oil changes
No def
Tires make 70,000 miles
No cold issues
Idles for days with regen
Cheap to work on
Pulls better than any 7.3 or 5.9 I ever had!

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@Hotdogremix 7.3 gasser here and I pull a gooseneck over 10K about 20% of my 65,000 miles a year… beyond happy with it

Won’t be going back to a diesel unlesss we buy a larger 4 horse LQ and start chasing the circuit

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@Hank_Reed51 @Tejanobrown Me too…. So where you at?!

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@zacurate The people are Thirsty

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@Hank_Reed51 @Tejanobrown Where ya at? I’ll bring you some Mega-Latte

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Two word that don’t require a K

Frac

Thicc

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@tiffanyrg9 @Albertagarbage Not far enough. Beans in chili is satanic. Say it’s on the good book in 1st Reservations and 2nd hesitations

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@Nick_duCat And the markets dont care

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About once a year my wife convinces me to pluck my unibrow.

Now I feel naked and self conscious

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We never found rock bottom

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@SGBarbour @zk54 What kind of volume?

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@Skippy_DCM I got these roads memorized

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My 5 year old just requested to take the backroads to the oil lease

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@MurfJon At least it’s cleaner than the old one!

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@MurfJon Illl be in Perkins and broken bow the 17th