Cody Weiskircher

there’s no wrong way to use a margarita pool

[l feII in Dior @LIRIO_AG]

“Ay no, tarjeta gris otra vez”.

[autist @litteralyme0]

When I'm on the ground after flying 10ft out of my windshield from my totaled car and a group of kids recording say I can't park here

[Johnny “The Black Whisper” Warhammer @JohnnyThaHmr]

Shitting in the last 30 minutes of my shift. #VictoryFormation #QbKneel

[Men in Blazers @MenInBlazers]

This Cleveland police officer got Egypt fans hyped as they queued to catch a glimpse of their heroes 🇪🇬

World Cup fever is here and it's wonderful ❤️‍🔥

[⚜️Sovereign⚜️ @sauvamemte]

need both of these for two completely different reasons

[duncan b-梁 🦦🇵🇸 @dunksdeux]

yoda: troubled by this news, you are?

luke: it's just, uh, she kinda... kissed me full on the lips a while ago

yoda [smirking]: kissed you, she did?

luke: cmon man i didn't know

yoda [visibly texting, trying not to laugh]: no worries, understand, i do,

[Karen McGee @karenmotherof2]

My body is a machine that turns domestic beers and grilled meats into respect for all of those who have served

[Deep thoughts Without The Deep @DeepWithoutDeep]

Source tells me The Deep is stable.

Please god

[Deterio 🦍🇵🇸🔻 @NxtDeterio]

for the people who still get confused community have troy and abed friends have ross and joey

[paige @BonerWizard]

unbecoming of a colonel

[Don of The Veilguard @_93Don]

FUND THE ARTS!!!

[Oliver Weilein, Iowa City Councilor @Ollie_XVX]

Iowa right wingers: Iowa City is a dangerous hellhole

Iowa City:

[starsleeps @starsleeps]

From our ancestors to our astronauts. Is there anything more human than looking up at the moon and thinking of your loved ones?

[aimée 🇮🇪🇵🇸 @sapphyreblayze]

I think Reid Wiseman asking if they can name a moon crater in honor of his late wife might be the single most romantic thing anyone has ever done.

[annna @radannna]

this is hitting me just right and now i’m tearing up in public

[Hawkeye Nate @HawkeyeNate21]

IOWA LITERALLY OWNS NEBRASKA

[Lucy Rohden @lucy_rohden]

I love being a Hawkeye and I hate Nebraska

[Hawkeye Insano @HawkeyeInsano]

Fuck Nebraska!