Chris Wendt

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[Chris Wendt @cwendt79]

@7AFL Well said Bailey!

[7AFL @7AFL]

"I just want to shout out the Dawson family, and Elijah Hollands last night ... hopefully the AFL community wraps their arms around them.

"Speak to your mates, put your arm around your loved ones. You never know who might need it."

- Bailey Smith

[Chris Wendt @cwendt79]

@tommorris32 @FootyonNine Everything is easy in slow motion. Would love to see the same jujitsu tackle executed at a full sprint!

[Mike Galsworthy @mikegalsworthy]

Benny Hill music blaring outside Parliament.

Perfect.

[Chris Wendt @cwendt79]

@lachy_mclean @GaryAblettJnr This is why I like twitter!

[Chris Wendt @cwendt79]

In a cafe in Rosedale and the 18yo guy behind me says to his gf “we might have a new PM”. Gf “who”? Young bloke “don’t know, hope it’s Russel Coight”! #countryvic

[TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms) @TechnicallyRon]

God, drunk as fuck: “YOU KNOW ANTS RIGHT?”
“Yes”
“IMAGINE THEM WITH WINGS”
“No”
“AND EVERYWHERE”
“why”
“BUT FOR ONLY LIKE THREE DAYS A YEAR”
“What about creating world peace?”
“MASSIVE TEMPORARY FLYING TINY ARMY”

[Chris Wendt @cwendt79]

@lachy_mclean Roger that....cocks out next week!

[Chris Wendt @cwendt79]

@lachy_mclean Yeh nah

[Peter Malnati @PeterMalnati]

Saw this on Twitter this morning. We see so much hate in our world. There is more love. Find ways to share love!

[Emma B @Biscoemont]

#census2016 call centre be like

[dan @narradm]

The best thing out of Traf is the road to Thorpy.

[Chris Wendt @cwendt79]

https://t.co/mLZd3T9ugM

[Chris Wendt @cwendt79]

Rip Bowie #putoutyourstars

[TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms) @TechnicallyRon]

Using Google autocomplete, I may have written the greatest CV ever.

[Chris Wendt @cwendt79]

Australian politics..... #putoutyouronions

[Fitzy & Wippa with Kate Ritchie @fitzywippakate]

HAYNE TRAIN

Your last chance to win that trip to San Francisco is tomorrow morning.

[Chris Wendt @cwendt79]

Luke Hodge's drink driving "I only had 4 beers"-they were pints. What would it sound like if Hodgey said - "I only had 8 pots"! #bloodyidiot