Charley

[Charley @cwfinch00]

Devin lame

[Big Tucson Dad @BigTucsonDad]

I’ll say it.

The Oxford comma is good and I like it

[eli yudin @eliyudin]

“I’ll have a Corona... hold the virus!” -a dad on vacation somewhere in Florida right now

[Saberspark @Saberspark]

only he can save us now

[Sorcha Ní Nia @Luiseach]

NASA employee: Oh hey you guys are back early

Astronaut: moon's shrinking

NASA employee: what?

Astronaut: *grabbing a tyre pump and getting back on the rocket-ship* moon's shrinking

[Charley @cwfinch00]

@abbeyBdonaldson @nicoletshirley Lol thanks

[Jenna Fischer @jennafischer]

Ha. Ha. Ha. Well played. Just be careful he doesn't leave you at the game. #GoBlues @NHL @David_Denman

[relatable @byreIatable]

Professor: don't show up outside of my office two weeks before finals asking for extra credit

Me:

[Drew @statom_]

Tis the season🎄🎁

[Charley @cwfinch00]

When you play hide and go seek with ur 20 year old friends and bust a lip<<<

[just ok dane @justokdane]

me: [drinking milk while staring a cow in the eyes] do somethin

[Jonathan Rodgers @JK_Rodgers]

It has been 4,378 days since Tennessee beat Alabama.

It has been 3 days since Tennessee beat Auburn.

[Mason Ramsey @masonramsey]

racecar spelled backwards is still racecar

[Mason Ramsey @masonramsey]

I’m gonna start selling potatoe salad

[karli rae 🦋 @xkarliraex]

it’s a razor scooter to the ankle typa week