just ok dane

not great

[just ok dane @justokdane]

clerk: welcome to ᵍʳᵒᶜᵉʳʸ ˢᵗᵒʳᵉ would you like some ᵍʳᵒᶜᵉʳᶦᵉˢ?

me: yes-

clerk: excellent buy many 𝓰𝓻𝓸𝓬𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓮𝓼

me: why are you saying it like that

clerk: what? gᵣₒcₑᵣᵢₑₛ?

me: yes

clerk: ₵ɄⱫ ₮Ⱨł₴ ł₴ ₲ⱤØ₵ɆⱤɎ ₴₮ØⱤɆ

[just ok dane @justokdane]

Keep mustard in my pocket for special occasions

[David Hughes @david8hughes]

It would appear I have fucked up.

[just ok dane @justokdane]

zippers = evil

[just ok dane @justokdane]

I'll break this down for you in case you don't understand... zippers cannot be trusted. sure, they do their thing most the time. but every once in a while, they hurt you. you think that's an accident? I think not.

[just ok dane @justokdane]

@_glups I called you a pretty sunflower, but I didn't write that

[just ok dane @justokdane]

hello?

anybody there?

[Sir Michael @Michael1979]

Tech tip for people who are not as tech-savvy as me:

Let's say you need to write to someone urgently but you don't have a pen. No problem! Simply set up an “e-mail” account online. You can then e-mail the person, telling them to expect a letter from you when you get a new pen 👍

[Drew Gooden @drewisgooden]

I am so disappointed in Phoebe. There are millions of hungry kids out there who would have loved to eat that guitar. And now no one can eat it. I can’t stop crying.

[just ok dane @justokdane]

yo anyone seen any good Bernie memes lately?

[just ok dane @justokdane]

I will use my stimmy check to steal the declaration of independence

[just ok dane @justokdane]

You think Healthcare is expensive? Try dying. I actually died yesterday but I couldn't afford it so they made me alive again until I could pay it off.

[just ok dane @justokdane]

"I'm doing my best!" I say while I am clearly not trying in the least.

[James @CaucasianJames]

dinosaurs literally got taken out on the same planet we walk on today and people still think we’re invincible. ur not better than a stegosaurus

[just ok dane @justokdane]

@PaperWash

[just ok dane @justokdane]

I retweet paperwash once and this is what my ads turn into

[just ok dane @justokdane]

@PaperWash go on...

[paperwash© @PaperWash]

girlfriend: [comes home from work] ugh let me change I smell like pizza and french fries

me: no wait [pouring a glass of wine] leave them on

[just ok dane @justokdane]

do you agree?

[just ok dane @justokdane]

You think if cows grew fingers they'd be like why am I eating grass I wanna try some chicken nuggets

[just ok dane @justokdane]

cuz I think they totally would