Day 30 of No Nut November: The final hours. My cardiovascular system has completely reworked itself to pump blood strictly to my brain. I have lost 8% of bone density in my pelvic region. I can manipulate the laws of physics on command. I have transcended this plane of existence.
Oh shit I was selected as one of the special ones to tweet in 280 characters. HAHAHA suck it losers, I feel like God right now. Wait, I'm not done, I would also like to say that all these words I'm typing right now are useless and I wasted them just because I CAN. These too, lmao