Carly White

I owe no explanations for my flaws. I don't have to justify my mistakes, my past, or my insecurities. I am growing and learning. Let me live.

[Carly White @cwhite9311]

@rrmiller21 whatever!! How is that even possible!?

[Carly White @cwhite9311]

@rrmiller21 @UberFacts ahh! I hope not!!

[Carly White @cwhite9311]

“@UberFacts: If you spend one hour in a swimming pool, you will intake about 50 ounces of urine.”@rrmiller21 gross!

[Texts From Last Night @TFLN]

(847): lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.

[Carly White @cwhite9311]

@bengleib get a haircut!

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

30 people were arrested at an Aerosmith concert in 1978 for smoking and drug possession - The band bailed all of them out after the show.

[Carly White @cwhite9311]

"Son, you don't have bad luck. The reason bad things keep happening to you, is because you're a dumbass."
- Red Foreman #That70sShow

[PacingPete, Spokesman for Dorsia @PacingPete]

Boyd Crowder is most definitely one character I'm gonna miss when #Justified is gone. Just a great TV villain you root for. #CrowderisBoss

[Carly White @cwhite9311]

@julezmac Sweet shirt on #ChelseaLately tonight!! Representing the Ramblin' Man!

[Carly White @cwhite9311]

@JustifiedFX Boyd is the best! I hate waiting a week to find out!!

[Carly White @cwhite9311]

“@UberFacts: Staying awake for 18 hours has the same effect on you as drinking 2-3 beers.”
I've learned this since I started working thirds!

[Justified @JustifiedFX]

"There's no way in hell I'm going to beg you for my life." -Boyd

#JustifiedFX

[Grey's Anatomy @GreysABC]

Fun fact: #GreysAnatomy aired their first episode 9 years ago today! RT if you've seen it!

[Justified @JustifiedFX]

Don't forget what happens to those that mess with Boyd. 🚬💣 JustifiedFX

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Studies show that sandwiches actually taste better when other people make them for you - When we make food, we get desensitized to the smell

[Carly White @cwhite9311]

@Lalumendier JEEPs for life!

[Carly White @cwhite9311]

Night made- got to talk to my favorite comedians on the phone!!! They probably think I ride the cabbage bus! @joshwolfcomedy @sarahcolonna

[Josh Wolf @joshwolfcomedy]

. @JWSCOffTheRails @sarahcolonna podcast airs LIVE an hour early tonight 9 EST! Call in & check out past eps here! https://t.co/db9nZcpv0b

[Justified @JustifiedFX]

Before tonight's jaw-dropping #JustifiedFX check out the season-by-season, Guide to Boyd Crowder’s Hair: http://t.co/wFAaaYqE8f via @UPROXX

[Carly White @cwhite9311]

@cambridgedad well @joshwolfcomedy is a comedian after all....?