Chandler White

I'm still trying

[Karen McGee @karenmotherof2]

You wake up and open Draft Kings. You hammer the Pat McAfee featured parlay just like normal. You turn on ESPN and watch Pat McAfee debate AI Pat McAfee. During the 16 straight commercials you play the new McAfee album. Banger. You DoorDash the new Pat McAfee meal.

Life is good.

[Richard Johnson @RichJohnsonNFL]

BREAKING: Businesses nationwide have been mandated to shift from a 9-to-5 to a 9-to-4 workday out of respect for Jayden Daniels and his No. 5.

If you’re reading this, feel free to leave work an hour early today.

[Mike Diplockre @MikeDiplockre]

The Americans are getting good at football

[Joe Horns Cell Phone @JoeHornsPhone]

I miss Evans vs Lattimore

[The Field of 68 @TheFieldOf68]

Will Wade (re)introduced at LSU:

"We're gonna make history one way or the other. We're coming back to try to hang a banner and win a national championship, or I'm gonna be the first coach fired from the same school twice. One way or another, we're gonna make history!" 😂

[Devin Wanzor @DevinWanzor]

Does any human, ever, have a larger skill gap than Tiger Woods golfing versus Tiger Woods driving a vehicle?

[Derek Stingley Jr. @stingjr]

#ProBowlVote  + @stingjr

Every RT counts as a vote 🙏🏽

[LSU Women's Basketball @LSUwbkb]

First Half Complete ✅

[John Martin @JohnMartin929]

I'll never forget how liberating it was in 2018 to cut the cord & subscribe to YoutubeTV. They even had the regional sports networks! All for like $39 a month. Finally. The consumer is winning!

Today: It's $82.99. And now there's no ESPN or Disney.

Nothing good ever lasts kids

[Sleeper @SleeperHQ]

Emari Demercado getting tossed into my starting lineup:

[Tour Golf (not PGA Tour) @PGATUOR]

Bryson: Battles back in an incredible match to tie and get 1/2 point.

Viktor: Has a sore neck, sits out, and also gets 1/2 point.

[Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing]

Nick Saban: "When you were at Saint Frances, I never saw you coach a down... You were Jerry Jones. You paid the players and all that... Are you using the same philosophy at Michigan now?"

Biff Poggi: "Yeah, and I learned all that from you." #CFB

[Matt McCusker @mattwritesbooks]

Wishing everyone the best of luck today. May you utterly humiliate and destroy your political opponents online. You are completely right about everything. Don’t ever forget that.

Have a great day.

[Houston Astros @astros]

Where it belongs.

#BuiltForTheBoot

[Sasha @servingcapreal]

the John Oliver team currently debating how much prison time they want to serve for their next episode

[Astros HQ @HOUAstrosHQ]

Always nice to look back

[Houston Astros @astros]

#AllForHTX

[LSU Football @LSUfootball]

We learned a lot on Saturday in Clemson, South Carolina

[LSU Football @LSUfootball]

See you next week PAWLLL

[Jake Brend @JakeBrendTV]

College Football is back.