Christopher Marcisz

Writes, edits, walks the dog, jams econo. In @the_shoestring, @Popula, @Hyperallergic, @BerkshireEagle

[Christopher Marcisz @cwmarc]

You can’t buy charisma like this (also, does he have any other stories about his kid?)

[voided intern @voidedintern]

Elon Musk reveals the moment his son Saxon left an entire sushi restaurant speechless

"I was living in L.A., and I took my older boys out for lunch to Sugarfish, which is a very kind of uptight sushi restaurant. In fact, on the menu of the restaurant, it says, do not ask for soy sauce, because the chef has put the right amount of soy sauce."

"So, like, extremely strict sushi restaurant. And so the waiter is going around asking everyone what they want and then it comes to Saxon and Saxon says I'll have a cheeseburger."

"And the waiter takes a moment to recover because no one ever asked for a cheeseburger at this very strict sushi restaurant. It took him like 30 seconds to realize he'd just been asked for a cheeseburger, because you're not even allowed to ask for soy sauce."

"So then when he finally recovered, he said, we don't have cheeseburgers. And Saxon goes at the top of his voice, what? Like, what kind of restaurant doesn't have cheeseburgers? He says, fine, I'll have a hamburger."

[Christopher Marcisz @cwmarc]

Seriously, check it out!

[Greg Mitchell @GregMitch]

Concert of the summer? Audio streaming right now: Wilco and Billy Bragg reunion to play all of Woody "Mermaid Avenue" for first time.... https://t.co/AiI4qoGSh3

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@instagram @KylieJenner 🚮

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@andrewrsorkin You are not a serious person

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@AriFleischer Awesome, rent going down once all the crybabies are gone

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@Polymarket Absolute clown

[ChrisO_wiki @ChrisO_wiki]

Moscow's instantly-iconic exploding fuel storage tank is resulting in a flood of memes. I'll add a selection below...

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Rick Rubin is just the kind of up-his-own-ass "guru" who would take a pile of cash from an AI company. But that he did it for f-ing Polymarket is just next level. Truly a master at the top of his game!

[Polymarket Traders @PolymarketTrade]

“how do you determine who gets a badge?”

me:

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@ettingermentum So far the match is a pretty convincing case for birthright citizenship!

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@HeerJeet Time to challenge the IRGC to an exercising contest

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@howardherman How can you tell the difference?

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At Joe Wolfe Field in North Adams for a MIAA D-V State Tournament Quarterfinal in baseball:

No. 4 Drury hosts No. 21 Keefe Tech from Framingham.

@EagleSportsZone

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Final: Drury is heading to rhe Final Four, with. 6-0 final

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Bottom 6th: Drury adds three more with RBIs from JJ Prenguber and Lucas Hamilton. They have a 6-0 lead

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End 5th: Brayden Durant hits a double to deep leftfield and reaches third on a throwing error, but is stranded there.

Drury still up 3-0

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Bot 4th: Drury adds one more as Connor Hinkell’s fly to right scores Maddex Cooke from 3B

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Top 4th: another 1-2-3 inning for Drury pitcher Brayden Durant. He has 4 Ks, and his infielders have been sharp.

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Bottom 3rd: Drury on the board with two runs on a balk by Keefe Tech pitcher Joey Secatore, and an RBI single from Jake McAllister

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Scoreless after two… Blue Devils have had a runner in scoring position each inning so far

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The Blue Devils have romped thru the first two rounds, outscoring opponents 42-3.

The Broncos have some Cinderella momentum, upsetting Western Mass Class C champs Greenfield in the Round of 16.