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I’ve got front row seats in the peanut gallery

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Also, after much consideration I'd like to formally announce that I'm taking my talents back to Twitter. You're welcome in advance

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Drag shows are 10/10 strange and nobody wants to admit it

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Anyone who hits "reply all" to company emails should be fired immediately

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@jaredkushner sure is doing a great job at peace in the Middle East

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I've found the thing that makes me more mad than anything else in the world. Wrapping gifts.

Gift bags from here on out.
#Christmas

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@SzymkowiczAdam @maxhoma23 Butter cuts

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@steve_mcdona #yanggang

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@steve_mcdona Very much a war-time dessert

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Name a worse dessert than Baklava

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@lando162 Melon gang

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@realDonaldTrump This dude is president!!! 😂🤣

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I’d like to present @stephenasmith with his 15th straight loudest talker of the year award. Can’t argue with greatness

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Stupid people talk about other people. Average people talk about the world around them. Smart people talk about ideas. #confuciussays

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@Wayfair's customer service is the gold standard. Thank you for not wasting when trying to replace/return something. #itsthelittlethings

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@steve_mcdona https://t.co/JtoRuvSEEJ

Help support his cause

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@Irie1Missa @KRoMoneyClip @WhiteHouse Very on brand

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just a masterful tweet

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My bad it was just @Jim_Jordan and @RepRatcliffe

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#impeachmenthearings Political affiliations aside is it just me or do Republicans look flustered and angry while questioning in the way a child defends something they know is wrong.

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Not sure what #DonCherry is talking about, I've barely had any Milk and Honey all year #whatdoyoumeanyoupeople