Chris Young-Woolley

48 year old, married gay gay. Lion, Freemason, Liberal Democrat with a filthy mind and a pretty big heart. I’ve opened a 2nd, Masonic account @GFreemason, too

[Chris Young-Woolley @cwooluk]

@premierinn how come the room heating always goes off when you leave the room It’s utterly freezing when you get back (so uncomfortable). Also, it’s so noisy that i can’t get a decent sleep. Twice last night it woke me up sounding like a boiling kettle.

[Formula 1 @F1]

Can you decode these emoji-fied #F1 driver names? 🧠

[Chris Young-Woolley @cwooluk]

@dhlexpressuk So after a load of “it’s not our fault we didn’t stick to our promises, and a superficial but empty apology, but nothing done about it. @dhlexpressuk has really gone downhill.

[Chris Young-Woolley @cwooluk]

First @dhlexpressuk try to deliver well outside the window they communicated, then they said they will redeliver, but didn’t. Particularly frustrating as the shipment is perishable!

[Chris Young-Woolley @cwooluk]

Another shocking delivery by @AmazonUK. I swear they’re getting worse!

[M.KEY$UN @ManuIntiraymi]

Hi #StarTrek #Trekkies & #Trekkers.
BTS my team are talking with execs from the show. This poll will be seen by CBS/Paramount execs who want 2 see what the fans feel . Would U like to see me back in the #StarTrek universe? The time 4 #BringBackIcheb 2 trend is today. TY. #retweet

[Carol Vorderman @carolvorders]

Night 🤍

[Harry Sisson @harryjsisson]

I’m blown away by this moment “I don’t speak as smoothly as I used to, I don’t debate as well as I used to, but I know how to tell the truth. I know right from wrong. And I know how to get things done. When you get knocked down, you get back up!” Amazing.

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

"Let go of me old man; I'll be late for my interview with ITV"

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

A picture that paints a thousand words from @aaronchown

[Chris Young-Woolley @cwooluk]

@unsereOEBB Book first class travel in Austria, was the recommendation. It will be really lovely, they said. So far, the train is delayed and getting later, there’s no first class, not guaranteed a seat and there’s no food or drink OEBB are clearly incompetent #shitshow

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

I don't get to vote in the general election, but I do have to live with whoever you elect. No pressure.

[Chris Young-Woolley @cwooluk]

@LNER I just hope we don’t miss our connection as it’s getting later and later. You really should be clearing that carriage out and preventing people from using it!

[Chris Young-Woolley @cwooluk]

@LNER awful journey from Kings Cross to
Leeds. The train was late and then the aircon is knackered and we’re all boiling. Shocking service

[Chris Young-Woolley @cwooluk]

@LNER To do that I’d miss my connection. I’ve relocated to another carriage

[Chris Young-Woolley @cwooluk]

@LNER 14:33 from King’s Cross. It’s not safe to run like this

[Chris Young-Woolley @cwooluk]

Why can’t @TPExpressTrains run on time? It left Barnetby on time. That’s a connection at Doncaster missed! 🤬🤬🤬 #dreadfulservice

[Chris Young-Woolley @cwooluk]

@amacullen Oh no! We are so sorry to hear that. Poor little love, sleep tight x