Christopher Pache

Englishman transplanted into the Midwest of America.

[Christopher Pache @cwpache]

Why don't the adjusters at @Allstate ever call you back when you have a claim? Unresponsive to emails and calls for weeks. Maddening.

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Anyone else get their rates jacked up 30% by @progressive despite no claims or changes to driver records? Absolute daylight robbery.

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@ChroniclesMegan @themeg16 Every time she posts something, someone should reply with a picture of the letters she sent to the court. Then they will see the real Smeg.

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@eurofounder Would you not want the police to ask if it was a man or a woman for fear of being sexist? This tweet made me a little dumber today. Thanks a55h4t.

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@ADP @ADP Your team has already been told what to do on numerous occasions. It just needs to be done. Playing phone tag is only going to delay this even further.

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Been 7 months and still waiting on a report from @ADP that I need to get to my attorney and to the state. Yet @ADP just fail time and time again to respond or do what is asked. Makes me so happy that they handle my paychecks.

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@ADP You provided the wrong report. We have requested the correct one multiple times but to no avail. Come on @ADP, do better.

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@JustinSextonIN She was a legend was our Baroness Maggie. My cousin was her final protection officer before she sadly passed away. He's told me some great stories about her.

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@ADP I have sent you a PM. I am STILL waiting on communication from our Account Rep at ADP.

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Hey @ADP, why do you never respond to your customers when a remittance statement is requested???

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@JDVanceNewsX Why should this even be a question? Who gives a f*c*!!!

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@ADP I've already been through this with @ADP. You just direct me back to my HR rep and we're back to square one. Zero help. I need remittance advice for a legal matter and your lack of customer support is putting me in a tough situation.

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@ADP It's for ADP payroll processing. I've been waiting over a month for a document and there has been no response. My HR rep has reached out multiple times over the last month or so and your rep won't respond.

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I really like how I have to pay per applicant with @indeed now. I set my job posting so that a Bachelors degree is REQUIRED (per the client request), yet @indeed still allows people without a degree to apply. And I've had to pay for them. It's so brilliant.

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@indyradmama She modernised the monarcy, led The Red Cross and donated millions of pounds to them, served in WWII, patron of Save the Children, Birth control, abortion reform and the Equal Pay Act 1970. Helped combat the gender inequality of the 1950s. The Sexual Offences Act 1967..

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@Cologuard We're sorry your wife threw out your original test kit. We'll just send you out another one and pretend it never happened.
Also @Cologuard...Calls back immediately and asks for $299 payment. 🤣

[Christopher Pache @cwpache]

I rarely get on Twitter. From looking at previous posts, I only use it to bitch about large corporations with shitty customer service. :p Thing is, it actually worked each time and the issues were resolved. Yay!

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@FifthThird My wife has contacted you multiple times to no avail. It's been 6 days and you still haven't sent her a new debit card. So she's had no access to her own funds for nearly a week.

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So my wife discovered thousands of dollars being stolen from her account. Despite going into the bank, speaking with their dispute team, @FifthThird bank still allowed the transactions to go through. Time for her to switch to @Chase.

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@FifthThird No need. I'm switching her to @Chase because when this has happened to me, they immediately froze all transactions, cancelled my debit card and had a new one on my doorstep within 24 hours. You can't even get her a replacement card nor guarantee when her money will be returned.